Dry Humor T-Shirts

Don't let anyone get you down. Give them a chuckle with this funny print that proclaims "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just saving the best for last," fit for a wall.

Funny shirt "You Put Lemon Slices In Your Alkaline Water Don't You?" shirt. Adult sizes only for men and women. Unisex. Gradient colors of yellow, blue, and white. Insulting Humor.

The "Antisocial Octopus" design features a clever depiction of an octopus with a collection of closed or crossed arms, showcasing its reluctance to socialize. With a hint of humor, this design captures the introverted and independent spirit of the octopus. The color palette could include deep oceanic blues and contrasting, perhaps sarcastic, text that adds a touch of whimsy. It's a fun and relatable design for those who appreciate the charm of marine life and a bit of antisocial humor.

The "Antisocial Octopus" design features a clever depiction of an octopus with a collection of closed or crossed arms, showcasing its reluctance to socialize. With a hint of humor, this design captures the introverted and independent spirit of the octopus. The color palette could include deep oceanic blues and contrasting, perhaps sarcastic, text that adds a touch of whimsy. It's a fun and relatable design for those who appreciate the charm of marine life and a bit of antisocial humor.

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Coffee and You Are My Milk as a matching pair.

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Hot Chocolate and You Are My Marshmallow as a matching pair. Great worn together side by side.

Okay ! Funny Mouse Face Meme

Top secret military looking stamp, great for labeling yourself as mostly harmless. It can even be used on kids and babies :)

Admit it openly with this I'm Sarcastic design. Perfect for that person who's always sarcastic. Some say sarcasm stems from an attitude problem. Others say sarcasm is a sign of high intelligence. Either way, sarcasm is an art. Perfect gift for yourself or that sarcastic person in your life.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind. work, Office Humor, Sassy Remarks, Satirical Work Quotes, Dry Wit, Sarcastic Insights, Work-Life Irony, Witty Jokes, Tongue-in-Cheek, Ironic Phrases, Clever Banter, Quick Wit, Sardonic Humor, Smart Remarks, Workplace Sarcasm, Sharp Wit

Keep your financial game strong with this 'Business Expenses' design. Organize, track, and manage your expenditures in style. Whether you're an entrepreneur, accountant, or just a fan of smart financial management, this design showcases your dedication to fiscal responsibility. Thank you for supporting our art with your purchase!

Little fat man who sold his soul. He's a chubby little loser ... banal and facile. Classic moment from Gervais' Extras! Also, sadly, it's not "banana facile" :D

Inform the people around you that you are wearing Odorant rather than Deodorant!

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Friench Fries and You Are My Ketchup as a matching pair. Great worn together side by side.

Procrastination isn't a dirty word. It's normal human behavior, according to science. We all do it. This funny print on demand t-shirt makes the procrastinating shame less intense and more of something we can laugh at together.

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Cookie and You Are My Milk as a matching pair.

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Peanut Butter and You Are My Jelly as a matching pair. Great worn together side by side.

It’s not supposed to make sense.

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get You Are My Whipped Cream and I Am Your Strawberry as a matching pair.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Hope you like it!

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Cheese and You Are My Cracker as a matching pair.

Simple white letters on black background: "#itsanoctothorpedammit". See, it's funny because it relies on niche knowledge of obscure punctuation. OK, maybe that's in the eye of the beholder.

Exactly how my anxiety is, I’m paranoid about being paranoid.

The "Not Emused" emu design portrays an emu with a comically unimpressed expression, perhaps sporting sunglasses or a deadpan stare. Set against a background of outback landscapes or a quirky pattern, this design captures the essence of the emu's stoic demeanor with a playful twist. The color palette could include earthy tones with a pop of humor, making it an amusing and light-hearted design for those who appreciate a touch of wit in their wardrobe.

Check out the new " This is my costume.." T-shirt. Hurry and grab one before its to late. Halloween is right around the corner!

The "Not Emused" emu design portrays an emu with a comically unimpressed expression, perhaps sporting sunglasses or a deadpan stare. Set against a background of outback landscapes or a quirky pattern, this design captures the essence of the emu's stoic demeanor with a playful twist. The color palette could include earthy tones with a pop of humor, making it an amusing and light-hearted design for those who appreciate a touch of wit in their wardrobe.

Most famous food combination of ever created in this new era! Avocado on toast. Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Avocado and You Are My Toast as a matching pair. Great worn together side by side.

If you are better than others then this text tee might be for you!

Portrait of my Favorite Waitress, Jamie, done with processing3, photoshop, dream generator, deep style,

Our food matching series funny t-shirts for couples....get I Am Your Pancakes and You Are My Honey as a matching pair. Great worn together side by side.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.