Functioning T-Shirts
Description: Works. Kind of. Mostly. Sometimes. You show up. You do the things. You pay the bills and answer the emails and make it to appointments. But everything costs more than it should. Every task takes something out of you that doesn't fully come back. You're not broken. You're not fine. You're somewhere in between—functional enough to get by, but not enough to feel like it. This one's for the ones operating at 40% and calling it a win. For the ones who are doing their best even when their best looks average from the outside.
Description: This adorable duck in a puffy red jacket has officially shut down for maintenance. With an "Out of Order" sign taped to its chest and a gentle "Try Again Tomorrow" below, this is the spirit animal of every overwhelmed parent, overstimulated introvert, burned out healthcare worker, and anyone running on two hours of sleep and sheer spite. The perfect present for exhausted moms, tired dads, overworked teachers, drained social workers, stressed grad students, and anyone who has ever replied "I'm fine" while clearly not fine at all. Ideal as a self care reminder gift, therapy humor shirt, ADHD awareness present, anxiety merch, depression humor tee, chronic fatigue solidarity shirt, or just an honest outfit for when your social battery hits zero
Description: Breaking news from Channel Morning 7: all responsibilities have been officially canceled due to silly. This cozy duck wrapped in a puffy winter jacket with a warm cup of coffee is your spirit animal on every Monday morning, snow day, work from home Wednesday, and duvet day you've ever dreamed of taking. The perfect gift for procrastinators, nap enthusiasts, remote workers, freelancers, night owls who hate mornings, and anyone who has ever seriously considered faking a cough on a Teams call. Ideal as a birthday present, Christmas stocking stuffer, Secret Santa pick, White Elephant gift, care package addition, or just a treat for yourself because you deserve it. For fans of absurd animal memes, cozy aesthetic art, goblincore vibes, cottagecor
Might Have To Call In Silly Today Funny Goose Cozy Meme T-Shirt
by VOILA
$16 $24
Description: Get ready to start your day with a chuckle with the Funny Raccoon Functioning But Barely Coffee Meme. This coffee mug is sure to bring a smile with its humorous design featuring a quirky raccoon and quirky saying. Perfect for any coffee lover who enjoys a touch of humor with their morning brew.
Funny Raccoon Functioning But Barely Coffee Meme T-Shirt
by ZANTOTI
$16 $24
Description: Tired of people thinking you’re SuperCrip because you’re ‘high-functioning’? Sick of people underestimating you because you’re ‘low-functioning’? ’Then this shirt is for you. Functioning labels don’t accurately describe people’s support needs.
Description: A playful lettering design in tones of brown and cream featuring the phrase "Barely Functioning" alongside an illustration of a hand making a positive affirmation. This artwork serves as an uplifting reminder for individuals who may feel exhausted but remain resilient in their endeavors.
Description: Functioning Barely Funny Coffee Cat Sarcastic Morning Perfect for busy mornings, sleepy students, and feline lovers who need a strong brew to start their day.
Functioning Barely Funny Coffee Cat Sarcastic Morning T-Shirt
by Vivid pop
$16 $24
I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High Functioning Sociopath T-Shirt
by Meta Cortex
$16 $24
Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?
i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want? T-Shirt
by desarts
$16 $24
Description: A bold and funny retro comic style design featuring a confident woman with sunglasses, an axe, and hilarious adulting survival vibes. Perfect for people who are doing their best to function, fans of sarcastic humor, stressed adults, coworkers, busy moms, and anyone surviving everyday chaos with attitude. A fun gift for friends, office workers, burnout survivors, and lovers of witty retro graphic art.
Funny Adulting Survival Retro Comic Woman Gift T-Shirt
by Zoyalwell
$16 $24
Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?
i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want? T-Shirt
by desarts
$16 $24
Description: a short three word, president elizabeth warren, the future is female and it is in great hands
Elizabeth Warren for president happy 2020 campaign T-Shirt
by Patricke116
$16 $24
Description: Somehow still functioning, do not ask how.
Im Just WTF-ing My Way Through Life Adulting Vibes T-Shirt
by Anticorporati
$16 $24
Description: Any Functioning Adult 2020 - Funny Presidential Campaigning
Any Functioning Adult 2020 - Presidential Campaigning T-Shirt
by SiGo
$16 $24
Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.
Description: Woke up and chose the wrong timeline.
I Think I've Seized The Wrong Day Grumpy Vibes T-Shirt
by Anticorporati
$16 $24
Description: Funny - Pretending to be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting.
Pretending to be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting. T-Shirt
by DubyaTee
$16 $24
Having a functioning pancreas is too mainstream-diabetes diabetic insulin T-Shirt
by papillon
$16 $24
Description: Great for any political fan whether they are a democrat or republican. Great for starting a debate for all political fanatics.
funny 2020 Election Anti Trump Any Functioning Adult T-Shirt
by TriHarder12
$16 $24
Description: "I'm Not a Hero, I'm A high Functioning Sociopath".........was what Sherlock Holmes said right before he killed that jerk.
I'm Not a Hero, I'm A high Functioning Sociopath T-Shirt
by Toxic_Don
$16 $24