Funny Blood T-Shirts

There exists a common, popular belief in Japan and other East Asian countries that a person's ABO blood type or Ketsueki-gata / 血液型 is predictive of his or her personality, temperament, and compatibility with others. This is similar to how astrological signs are perceived as influencing factors in a person's life within other countries throughout the world. However, blood type plays a much more prominent role in Japanese and other East Asian countries than astrology does in other countries. Blood Type AB Good Traits : Cool, Controlled, Rational, Sociable, Adaptable Bad Traits : Critical, Indecisive, Forgetful, Irresponsible, Split Personality

All is well in blood funny t-shirt

A Jason Voorhees bloody icon

Cool t-shirt design featuring a blood bag filled with coffee and a lettering in two tones of brown that reads “Blood type: Coffee”.

...and my fillings.

You're my type, just my type, O-positive. Is it too early for Halloween? Maybe you're reading this in the future and it's already Halloween. Some vampires are fussy, you have your favorite beer, they have their favorite blood type. This shirt plays on the classic horror vibe, right down to the retro horror font. A retro comic book style illustration of a vampire (possibly the infamous Count Dracula?) with caption reads "You're Just My Type, O-positive"

It's paint. Not blood. I'm known for painting scary things with acrylics and people always think the red stuff on my fingers is blood. Inside thing with me.

Kitty

My Fast Food Zombies design, Featuring undead Junk Food monsters, View more matching items to suit your styles with unusual and alternative designs by Black Sheep Ellis,

I paint houses blood shirt

Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth

Phagocytosis Macrophage WBC white blood cell

Blood Type Cute Blood Drop Pun features a cute drop of blood typing on this laptop. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute blood puns.

Eosinophil WBC white blood cell

My Uncle is a Bad Influence

Giving you something cool and funny to drink from or wear this Halloween! With custom cartoon vampire!

my last clean t-shirt, with a variety of unidentified stains

Dead pancreas gang cute diabetes ghost pancreas with insulin pump, CGM, and insulin pen

Blood Type A+ Positive

Give Blood Play Hockey is one of the more popular slogans on Hockey T-shirts these days. Mudge Studios version has a skull wearing a hockey helmet complete with missing chicklets and cross sticks. Hockey t-shirts, stickers, buttons and more for hockey fans of all ages.

Blood Type Cute Blood Drop Pun features a cute drop of blood typing on this laptop. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute blood puns.

Be positive

Michael Myers bloody icon

This funny hockey puck design is the perfect gift idea for hockey players, hockey coaches, and hockey fans that love this great game on ice. If hockey is in your blood then this design is for you.

Blood Type AB- Negative

Blood Type O- Negative

this is my last clean t-shirt, with a variety of unidentified stains

When the zombie apocalypse comes, you're going to paint the town RED.

Stand out from the pack with this cuddle-worthy alapaha blue blood bulldog design. Fun and eye-catching, this design is perfect for dog lover!

That's what the doctor said anyway

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

A daily dose of vampire juice is a surefire way to stay bloody positive. You must find your own drink though. This bat is way too happy and comfy to share his snack! Perfect fit or gift for those who enjoy staying spooky all year round or just fancy a creepy cute aesthetic!

Burger killed with a fried chip

For better or worse, many Japanese people seem to believe that all personalities can be categorized into four types, based on your blood type. Therefore, you’ll most likely be asked what your blood type is at some point, if not often, during travels in Japan. As it is common for all Japanese to know their blood type however, many refuse to believe you don’t know what your blood type is… this shirt to the rescue! Often foreigners do not know their blood type, so instead of having that long and awkward conversation, you can stop it before it starts. Wear this shirt, and start a different conversation!