Funny Writer T-Shirts

Ever get lost in writing ideas, character sheets, plotting, or research? Great gift for writers and authors.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

Writer: Anything You Say or Do Can and Will Be Used Against You in My Next Book humorous writer gift

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Great "do not disturb" design for writers, Fantastic, humorous gift for writers and authors

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

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If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

Anything you say incorrectly can and will be used against you.

Funny writer design. Great gift for authors and writers. Get past writer's block. Just write it.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.

Great humorous gift for writers, authors, editors, book lovers, and book nerds everywhere. Perfect Christmas present for your favorite bibliophile. For mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, or friend. Wonderful for writing conferences, groups, and just going out to walk the dog but especially perfect for when you're writing your next novel.

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

A little encouragement from Hunter S. Thompson. Shouldn't you be writing? Great gift for writers. Excellent gift for literature fans, readers, classic lit fans, lovers of the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

For the writers who always see an opportunity for creativity.