Klingon T-Shirts

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

Good luck to you... in Klingon.

Star Trek Coffee Klingon

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

Watercolor illustration.

A classic TOS episode

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

the mighty and honor-driven Klingon Warrior

Romulan Logo - Star Trek

firey and smart

alien skull not so much like a tomato

Section what? Section who? Section 31.

Chits!

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar' and what better way to practice than this coming Saint Patrick's Day?

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

It's good advice. Trust one may end up getting you stabbed to death in ritual combat!

Capital of the so-called "Planet of Galactic Peace!"

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e?' is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. (With some added New Orleans Mardi Gras colors mixed in as well.)

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. With drinks \ colored to represent the purple, green, and gold colors associated with Mardi Gras.

for trekker

It's good advice. Trust one may end up getting you stabbed to death in ritual combat!

The Klingon Empire has battled the most powerful powers in the galaxy. They’ve conquered countless worlds and brought glory to the Empire. Now they must face their most dreaded enemy – Federation toilet paper! Perhaps today is a good day to die!

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar'.

A great mashup! Andorians representin'!

Klingons love the stuffed-crust pizza

It's the Picard version of FAFO

Pick your favorite ship, represent your crew, show your Starfleet pride with the new Ship Registry line of shirts!

Beheadings are on Wednesdays

The show we really need!