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"When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!"

Don't be afraid of horrible professional wrestling, simply call in the experts! Led by Joe Broni, a horrible professional wrestler, the MVT cadre of comedic commentary will riff ANY match from bell to bell!

From the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000! now Rifftrax comes my new tee design! a mash up of the Pep Boys logo and the guys from Rifftrax! They don't make movies they make them funny!

Buzz off!

Do you prefer bad, B-movies over big-budget blockbusters? If so, let those others have their popular films. As for you and me, it's Reptilicus for the rest of us! Out of this, a new holiday was born. Celebrate Reptilicus Day on Feb. 20th and 21st. Find out more https://steemit.com/movie/@movievigilante/reptilicus-for-the-rest-of-us

In which I give Samurai Cop's Frank Washington the Andy Warhol treatment.

Too shy to recommend Fun With Shorts to everyone you meet? Let the oil lobbyist alien from Destination: Earth do it for you!

Somewhere in this world stalks a thing that is...NOT OF THIS EARTH!

besties!

I Will, I will do it, I will push the button, I will do it

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Official poster for independent film Demon Squad.

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Finally Safety Woman the hero of a series of educational shorts by Barr Films from the 1970's leaps from the screen and onto your shirt...or dress...or shower curtain! Show up your allegiance to this long forgotten superhero with pride as you teach children to not burn their house down or not to get lost in the woods or even to not drink poison! It's... fun!

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If you haven’t seen it … don't. Or do. Whatever.

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Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

From the subbasement under Gizmonics Institute comes Deep Hurting

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