Patch T-Shirts
Description: "Keep your distance, you who are uninitiated." The motto of the 416th Flight Test Squadron Special Projects Flight based at Edwards Air Force Base. The phrase, "Procul Este Profani" is associated with Virgil's The Aeneid. It comes from when Apollo arrives at the Temple of Apollo where the prophet Sibyl utters the words "Procul, O procul este profane" before descending into Hades and discovering the future of Rome.
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Description: Perhaps the earliest of the top secret patches exposed, this interesting patch and no source information other then its translation "All Your Base Are Belong to Us." It is a real patch/program but nothing is known about it... Truly mysterious...
Description: Fun Take Me To The Pumpkin Patch monster truck Halloween design hauling autumn pumpkins with jack o lantern headlights. Cool seasonal fall harvest truck graphic for kids, toddler boys, youth, and boys who love monster trucks and farm pumpkin patch trips.
Description: Pink pumpkin patch monster truck Halloween graphic hauling cheetah leopard print autumn pumpkins. Trendy retro fall harvest aesthetic design for kids, toddler girls, youth, and women visiting the farm patch and celebrating spooky season.
