Please Dont Talk To Me T-Shirts
Description: This shirt is the ultimate ice-breaker... or ice-maker, depending on your social battery. 'Please don't talk to me, I just want to meet your dog' is the mantra for those of us who find four-legged friends more appealing than two-legged conversation. It's the perfect blend of pet love and sardonic humor for the discerning dog enthusiast who's all about paws over prattle.
Description: A monochrome design with four square panels at the top depicting a skull and crossbones, a person at a laptop, a flame, and a target. Below these are the texts 'PRODUCTION DEPLOYMENT', 'MERGE CONFLICTS', 'STORIES ROLLING OVER', and 'SCOPE CREEP'. The main text states 'Please don't talk to me' with 'EXCEPTION FIUR COFFEEE' underneath. Additional text includes 'I HAVE ZERF SELF-CONTROL AND WILL CAT WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND NOT GET ANY WORK DING' and 'FROM DESIGN PATTERNS AND POISSONOUS POISONIUS DART FROGS EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND BIRTHDAY CLOWNS'.
Description: Please don't yell. You're making it really hard for me to ignore you
Please don't yell. You're making it really hard for me to ignore you T-Shirt
by pop culture expert
$24
Description: This shirt is designed by introverts and made for introverts. Whether you're a loner, you're shy, or just in an anti-social mood. Sometimes talking is painful. Show your extroverted friends and strangers that you don't want to talk and that they can go away. This funny t-shirt is sure to get worn very often by any quiet introvert
