Probe T-Shirts

Spaceship and hardware blueprints created a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Don't Probe me bro

Vintage Science Fiction style pulp magazine cover. Title Alien Attack from Uranus. Probe, Probe, Probe, Probe. A maniacal alien blasting through the cosmos. Beware Astronauts!

A homage to the magnificent 1960's television show Trumpton.

The Federation Technological Survey was a book created in the early 1990's and published through New Eye Studio. I was the sole illustrator contracted for this publication and all images are my copyright.

Journey to the moons of Saturn with 'Huygens Descent - Exploring Titan'! This vector-style illustration captures the momentous descent of the Huygens Probe onto Titan, Saturn's enigmatic moon. The design features the probe with its parachute deployed, hovering above Titan's alien landscape, complete with lakes of methane and ethane under a hazy atmosphere. Saturn and its majestic rings form a dramatic backdrop, symbolizing the thrill of space exploration. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, science lovers, and adventurers, this design celebrates the curiosity and ambition that drive us to explore our solar system's distant worlds

"What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" was the motto of the ill-fated explorer satellite sent to Venus in 1968. Fortunately, it was destroyed before it could bring harmful radiation back to Earth. That explosion was probably loud enough to wake the DEAD!

Journey to the moons of Saturn with 'Huygens Descent - Exploring Titan'! This vector-style illustration captures the momentous descent of the Huygens Probe onto Titan, Saturn's enigmatic moon. The design features the probe with its parachute deployed, hovering above Titan's alien landscape, complete with lakes of methane and ethane under a hazy atmosphere. Saturn and its majestic rings form a dramatic backdrop, symbolizing the thrill of space exploration. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, science lovers, and adventurers, this design celebrates the curiosity and ambition that drive us to explore our solar system's distant worlds

The Empire has eyes everywhere

A quick design.

In recognition of the Emirates Mars uncrewed space exploration mission to Mars.

Aliens have physically examined me using cold instruments.

Don't Probe Me Bro

For all mankind.

Infamous drawing of human loaded on Pioneer 10. Pioneer 10 (originally designated Pioneer F) is an American space probe, launched in 1972 and weighing 258 kilograms (569 pounds), that completed the first mission to the planet Jupiter.[3] Thereafter, Pioneer 10 became the first of five artificial objects to achieve the escape velocity needed to leave the Solar System. This space exploration project was conducted by the NASA Ames Research Center in California. The space probe was manufactured by TRW Inc.

Funny german shepherd is being abducted by aliens

Mount Sharp, on Mars, obtained by NASA's Curiosity rover. This image has been adjusted to look approximately as it would on Earth to aid geologists in interpreting rock type. About 3 kilometres in front of the rover is a ridge containing lots of the iron oxide haematite. Beyond that is a plain rich in clay minerals, and beyond that hills rich in sulphate minerals. The changing minerals suggest changing environments on early Mars, but suggests that all involved exposure to water. Curiosity, part of the Mars Science Laboratory (MSL) mission, landed in Gale Crater on 6 August 2012. Image obtained by Curiosity's Mastcam camera on 9 September 2015.

Hijacked Pioneer Plaque. The Pioneer plaques are plaques which were placed on board the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 is intercepted by extraterrestrial life. But which message would you like to send to extraterrestrial life. Funny message or not.

Hope you like it.

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Voyager 1 is a space probe launched by NASA on September 5, 1977. Having operated for 40 years, 1 month and 18 days as of October 23, 2017, the spacecraft still communicates with the Deep Space Network to receive routine commands and return data.

kidnapped cow

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"Why I oughta!"

Detectoring is your hobby? Do you spend your free time outdoors with the metal detector on a treasure hunt? Then this cool detectorer heartbeat design is just right for you.

Detectoring is your hobby? Do you spend your free time outdoors with the metal detector on a treasure hunt? Then this cool detectorer heartbeat design is just right for you.

Not Saying It's Aliens....

Detectoring is your hobby? Do you spend your free time outdoors with the metal detector on a treasure hunt? Then this cool detectorer skull design is just right for you.

Hijacked Pioneer Plaque. The Pioneer plaques are a pair of gold-anodized aluminium plaques which were placed on board the 1972 Pioneer 10 and 1973 Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 is intercepted by extraterrestrial life. But which message would you like to send to extraterrestrial life. Funny message or not.

Cosmic microwave background. Whole sky image of the cosmic microwave background made by the MAP (Microwave Anisotropy Probe) spacecraft. This map indicates that the age of the universe is around 13.7 billion years. The data also reveal that the universe is expanding at 71 kilometres per second per megaparsec (1 Mpc = 3262 light years). The colours reveal variations in the temperature of the universe in all directions. This correlates to the density of material at the time when the universe became transparent to radiation, about 380,000 years after its creation. The denser regions (red, yellow) formed the seeds of galaxies and other structures. Data obtained in 2003.

The Probe Droid declares their love of the Rebel Base on Hoth

Don't wake up at 3:33 am

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It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!