Programmer T-Shirts

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Declare your commitment to the software development process with this 'Only commit to master' sarcastic t-shirt. Because nothing says 'I take version control seriously' like a shirt that mocks your colleagues' codebase. Perfect for programmers, coders, and techies who believe in the power of collaboration, agile methodologies, and taking productive naps during work hours.

virtual rain from a psychedelic circuit cloud

A unique design of Javascript programming language, heart for js lovers.

This is the Python of liberty. Good syntax and semicolons will come to you, but only if you buy this shirt and type "tread == False and treadlocation == 'not you'" in the comments. Else, you'll have 7 years of runtime errors.

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A word cloud which contains the keyword of python programming language.

Skynet is the fictional conscious, gestalt, artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's main antagonist. This shirt features the Skynet 97 retail packaging that one might assume existed for PC owners to install into their home computers as part of Skynet's plan for global domination.

The pain of the process diagrams is known to us all, the sheer confusion of the overall system design haunts us in our dreams, yet we humans must prevail!

Don't ask, just code.

Funny Tech Support Definition Computer Geek Gag

Great retired programmer gift. Grab this funny programmer design for the computer programmer or computer geek in your life. Great gift for the retired computer programmer or systems programmer. Grab your programmer career design before your next trip to visit your computer geek friend.

Have you tried switching it off an on again? Whenever you have any problems with your computer switch it off and on again and everything will be fine.

A JS wordcloud design containing the syntax of java script programming language.

Funny gift for programmers

Copy paste software developer

What are your computer friends thinking?

Funny Computer Nerd T-Shirt - great for computer science, programmer and coding nerds

Programmers will conquer the Hello World.

Commodore was a North American home computer and electronics manufacturer. Commodore development of the home–personal computer industry in the 1970s and 1980s. The company developed and marketed one of the world's best-selling desktop computers of all time, the Commodore 64 (1982) and released its Amiga computer line in 1985, both of which still have extensive legacy followings to this day. This version of the Commodore C shirt features a nice dose of vintage wear and tear to make it look like it's been around since the 80s.

A great shirt for coders, programmers, and software developers with a sense of humour. "Works on my machine" is a common dev response for when something is "fixed" but is actually still broken.

Python is a powerful general-purpose programming language. It is used in web development, data science, creating software prototypes, and so on.

digital drawing

This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.

When in doubt - reboot!

The definition of Software Developer. True Story.

I may not be a robot, but there's two choice in this world. Hang out with me or don't. I think this binary choice makes it clear which one I prefer.

Makes a great gift for any programmer, coder, developer with a fun sense of humor!

Nerd stuff here! :P

A funny and cute t-shirt for programmers, software developers and coders, especially ones that are the proud owners of cats! After all, a cat's favorite place is always on your keyboard! Reads - I Are Programmer I Make Computer Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop.

Commodore International (other names include Commodore International Limited, or just simply Commodore) was an American home computer and electronics manufacturer founded by Jack Tramiel. Commodore International (CI), along with its subsidiary Commodore Business Machines (CBM), participated in the development of the home–personal computer industry in the 1970s and 1980s. The company developed and marketed the world's best-selling desktop computer, the Commodore 64 (1982), and released its Amiga computer line in July 1985. With quarterly sales ending 1983 of $49 million (equivalent to $106 million in 2018), Commodore was one of the world's largest personal computer manufacturers.

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Do you remember the first time when you coded your first program in CS 101 and you got the feeling that this is your work and you gona dedicate your life to be an awesome coder, then this shirt is for you to cherish your old memories of love at first program! Happy Coding <3

Weird or cool?