Sarcastic T-Shirts

Give Quiche A Chance T-Shirt. Funny Quiche Shirt for quiche fans everywhere. Original Give Quiche A Chance Shirt Design featuring classic quiche text artwork.

sarcasm is my natural defense against stupidity

Retro Children sitting in a circle at a table with a revolver in the middle with dice. They are playing a form of Russian Roulette.

Are hippos your spirit animal? I just freaking love hippos ok? Always be yourself unless you can be a hippo then always be a hippo. Hippos get hungry, the hippo whisperer. This unique, cool, awesome, funny shirt makes the perfect birthday, christmas, or gift for any occasion.

Hang it there it gets worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers Hang it there it gets worse is for lovers of cartoon style and existential dread. for those who speak fluent sarcasm, for those who have only negative vibes and for all sad girls and boys. if you love sadness, sarcasm, nihilism, dark humor and retro goth

Everything is fine! I'm fine! Totally super fine.

Silly "I don't give a FOX" - rude, smug and funny FOX but in a more simplistic minimal design. Doesn't take up too much of the shirt, works best on black. Artwork by SarkasmTek

Simple white letters on black background: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know that.

If you want to declare your hate towards everything, then this is the t-shirt for you! A sarcastic combo of a kawaii watercolor rainbow and a negative saying. You can have this cute rainbow without text too (Find Happy Rainy Day from my shop). I Hate Everything, Kawaii Watercolor Rainbow - Sarcastic Cute Hater (white t-shirt)

A worthy medal for you

demotivational quotes are often the truest..

Grumpy Jellyfish

Maybe tomorrow...

Don’t come at me! I have the receipts!

This is a great design for people who are extremely horny and also concerned with their longevity. Also a reference to this joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArqRdW2L4zY&ab_channel=DryBarComedy

This funny demotivational saying is a great reminder to give up. No, seriously - give up. It will never happen.

Funny Sarcasm Loading T-Shirt - great for sarcasm, joke and humor lovers

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Thought I Was In a Bad Mood But It’s Been a Few Years So I Guess This is Just Who I Am Now.” design on apparel and gifts.

What drives you?

The Sarcasm machine is on, adjust your expectations accordingly. Fluent sarcasm might be encountered. Looking for a great gift for that sarcastic person in your life? Asking for a friend? Whatever.

Mind your business and stay out of everyone else's.

If you love your pet lizard -- that wonderful little dude known as a chameleon -- then this awesome chameleon t shirt is just for you! Featuring a reptile design, this chameleon shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the herpetologist design.

That's correct. And the horse you rode in on.

If you're a tradesman who works with electricity and electrical wiring, then this cool electrician shirt is just for you. This t shirt makes the perfect electrician gift or birthday present for any tradesman with a sense of humor -- apprentice or master!

Rock Bottom

Ghosts get my vote.

where is the truth?

Look Kevin, if you had bothered to open my email before you opened your stupid mouth, we both could have saved so much time. White text for dark shirts.

Sarcastic I Hate Myself Shirt. Grab yours Now.

Time like hope is an illusion. Luma wants to die.

I stared into the void and this shirt stared back.

shut up

Sarcasm is sometimes the best way to deal with annoying people who can't get over it

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