Sql T-Shirts
Description: This excel spreadsheet design captures the hilarious dream of turning unstructured data into actionable business insights. Perfect for data scientists, analysts, and anyone who loves nerdy office humor, this graphic blends analytics, tech culture, and a witty take on business intelligence. Show off your passion for data with a clever and relatable piece that speaks directly to the analytics community.
Excel Spreadsheet Ever Since I Was Young I Wanted To Transform Unstructured Data Into Actionable Business Insights Funny Data Science Analyst Humor T-Shirt
by Braxton.com
$16 $24
Description: Colorful data analysis and science outline. Wonderful design perfect for people who love analyzing data and programming. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, sister, or brother who loves all tech stuff. The design is great for any occasion in the programming and data analysis or science world, or just for fun.
Description: Google Cloud Platform, offered by Google, is a suite of cloud computing services that runs on the same infrastructure that Google uses internally for its end-user products, such as Google Search, Gmail and YouTube. Alongside a set of management tools, it provides a series of modular cloud services including computing, data storage, data analytics and machine learning.
Description: Built for programmers running on caffeine, deadlines, and sarcasm, this funny SQL meme shirt turns developer frustration into wearable humor. A perfect gift for coders, DBAs, software engineers, and computer science students.
Funny SQL Coding Responsibilities Programmer T-Shirt
by PassionWearCo
$16 $24
Description: A retro-style computer monitor displays a pixelated Santa Claus with two pixelated reindeer. Below the monitor, white text reads: "HE'S MAKING A DATABASE. HE'S SORTING IT TICE. SELECT + FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVING = "NICE" SQL CLAUSE IS BRIING THE PRESETDS ".
Santa Database SQL Query Retro Computer T-Shirt
by Studio Design Veca
$16 $24
Description: The perfect blend of tech humor and holiday cheer for office parties, late-night sprint releases, or simply showing off your geeky side around the Christmas tree. Query your holiday spirit, execute your style, and prove that your festive fashion always returns standard results. He's making table, sorting it twice, select * from contacts where behavior = 'nice'
Description: Select Finger From Hand Where Id 3 Funny Sql Programmer Joke
Select Finger From Hand Where Id 3 Funny Sql Programmer Joke T-Shirt
by Puah77 Studio
$16 $24
Description: TCP port 21 — FTP (File Transfer Protocol) TCP port 22 — SSH (Secure Shell) TCP port 23 — Telnet TCP port 25 — SMTP (Simple Mail Transfer Protocol) TCP and UDP port 53 — DNS (Domain Name System) TCP port 443 — HTTP (Hypertext Transport Protocol) and HTTPS (HTTP over SSL) TCP port 110 — POP3 (Post Office Protocol version 3) TCP and UDP port 135 — Windows RPC TCP and UDP ports 137–139 — Windows NetBIOS over TCP/IP
Description: A black background with a repeating pattern of green Christmas trees, white snowflakes, and a zigzag border. Large white text states "HE'S MAKING A DATABASE. HE'S SORTING IT TWICE: SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOE = 'NICE'; SQL CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!". To the right is a white computer monitor displaying Santa Claus.
He's Making A Database He's Sorting It Twice SQL Clause Is Coming To Town Computer Santa T-Shirt
by Studio Design Veca
$16 $24
Description: A funny corporate humor meme for data analysts and tech workers! Features a cute sad puppy in a distressed vintage retro sunset style. Perfect joke for programmers, statistics lovers, and office colleagues.
That Wasn't Very Data Driven Of You Cute Puppy T-Shirt
by dudelinart
$16 $24
Description: A funny vintage design featuring an adorable puppy with the sarcastic phrase "That Wasn't Very Data Driven of You." Perfect for data analysts, data scientists, business intelligence professionals, programmers, engineers, and anyone who loves statistics, analytics, and nerdy office humor.
Description: A hilarious SQL joke shirt for programmers who dream of deleting responsibilities as easily as database tables. Perfect for software engineers, DBAs, coders, tech students, and anyone fluent in developer sarcasm.
Drop Table Responsibilities - SQL Programmer Funny Coding T-Shirt
by PassionWearCo
$16 $24
Description: This clean and modern analytics-themed design makes a great gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion for dads who love dashboards, coding, charts, numbers, and data-driven decisions. Whether he works in tech, analytics, AI, finance, or engineering, this nerdy dad design delivers smart humor with professional style.
Data Analysis Dad Shirt | Funny Data Science Dad Tee | D.A.D Analytics Gift T-Shirt
by WorldRajesh
$16 $24
Description: Select Shirt From Closet Where Clean And Color Black Funny SQL
Select Shirt From Closet Where Clean And Color Black Funny SQL T-Shirt
by Puah77 Studio
$16 $24
Description: For the DBAs and backend engineers who just want to code in peace. This clever SQL query design reads: SELECT excuse FROM meetings WHERE necessary = false;. With its syntax-highlighted colors (blue, magenta, green, and red), it perfectly mimics a real database command—but delivers the ultimate funny punchline for anyone who hates unnecessary meetings. The perfect witty gift for database admins, software engineers, and IT professionals.
SELECT Excuse FROM Meetings WHERE Necessary False SQL Humor T-Shirt
by awjunaid
$16 $24
Description: Select Shirt Frm Closet Where Clean = 1 And Color = 'Black'; This programming humor is perfect for developers, coders, and IT professionals. Ideal for SQL database enthusiasts, software engineers, and computer science students.
Select Shirt Frm Closet Where Clean = 1 And Color = 'Black'; Programming Developer SQL Humor T-Shirt
by PixeCraft
$16 $24
Description: a sql query goes into a bar and walks up to two tables and asks... "can i join you?"
a sql query goes into a bar and walks up to two tables and asks... "can i join you?" T-Shirt
by desarts
$16 $24
Description: For coders who wish adulthood came with a rollback command, this funny SQL-inspired shirt mixes developer humor with painfully relatable adult life struggles. A perfect gift for programmers, DBAs, computer science students, and tech workers surviving on caffeine and sarcasm.
Funny SQL Rollback Adulthood Shirt for Coders and Tech Nerds T-Shirt
by PassionWearCo
$16 $24
Description: The ultimate database command for the chronically unmotivated developer! This funny, minimalist SQL design perfectly captures the feeling of giving up on productivity: DELETE FROM to_do_list WHERE motivation IS NULL;. With its vibrant, syntax-highlighted colors (red, blue, green, yellow, and magenta), it mimics a real database query while delivering a hilariously relatable punchline. The perfect witty gift for database administrators, backend engineers, software developers, and anyone who has ever abandoned their productivity tracker.
DELETE FROM To Do List WHERE Motivation NULL SQL Humor T-Shirt
by awjunaid
$16 $24
Description: The perfect SQL query to kick off the weekend! This clever, minimalist design reads: UPDATE life SET stress = stress - 1 WHERE day = 'friday';. With its bright, syntax-highlighted colors (blue, magenta, green, and red), it perfectly mimics a real database command while delivering a universally relatable punchline. A fantastic, witty gift for database administrators, software engineers, developers, and anyone who is counting down the minutes until 5 PM on a Friday.
UPDATE Life SET Stress -1 WHERE Day Friday SQL Humor T-Shirt
by awjunaid
$16 $24
Description: A relatable coding humor shirt for programmers and exhausted adults who wish life had an undo button. Perfect for software engineers, SQL nerds, tech workers, and anyone tired of adult responsibilities.
Rollback Adulthood Funny SQL Programmer Adulting Humor T-Shirt
by PassionWearCo
$16 $24
Description: The Metasploit Project is a computer security project that provides information about security vulnerabilities and aids in penetration testing and IDS signature development. It is owned by Boston, Massachusetts-based security company Rapid7. Its best-known sub-project is the open-source Metasploit Framework, a tool for developing and executing exploit code against a remote target machine. Other important sub-projects include the Opcode Database, shellcode archive and related research. The Metasploit Project includes anti-forensic and evasion tools, some of which are built into the Metasploit Framework. Metasploit is pre-installed in the Kali Linux operating system.
Description: The ultimate database query for the chronically unmotivated developer! This funny, minimalist SQL design reads: DELETE FROM to_do_list WHERE motivation IS NULL;. With its colorful syntax highlighting (red, blue, green, yellow, and magenta), it perfectly mimics an actual database command—but delivers the hilarious punchline of wiping out a to-do list when the drive runs out. The perfect relatable gift for database administrators, software engineers, backend developers, and anyone who has ever abandoned their productivity tracker.
DELETE FROM To Do List WHERE Motivation NULL SQL Humor T-Shirt
by awjunaid
$16 $24
Description: A pixelated, ugly sweater-style holiday graphic with a black background. It features a pixelated Santa Claus head, snowflakes, and green pixelated trees. The text reads "he's making a table, he's sorting it twice." Below Santa, a SQL query is displayed: "SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behaviour = 'nice';". The top and bottom borders have a repeating pattern of red hearts and green trees.
Santa Claus He's Making A Table He's Sorting It Twice SQL Query Ugly Sweater Style T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$16 $24
