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We don't talk about Bruno… no no no no

People Say I'm Condescending

Talk Talk • • Retro Style Aesthetic Design

A minimal tribute to their classic track. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Let me talk to ya! This is the only LA Knight shirt you need, and that's not an insult, that's just a fact of life. YEAH!

The Colour of Spring

A minimal tribute to their classic track. Distressed/Faded print effect.

DC Talk - Nu Thang. Enjoy!

(The worst show on television)

This shirt is the ultimate ice-breaker... or ice-maker, depending on your social battery. 'Please don't talk to me, I just want to meet your dog' is the mantra for those of us who find four-legged friends more appealing than two-legged conversation. It's the perfect blend of pet love and sardonic humor for the discerning dog enthusiast who's all about paws over prattle.

If you want to talk to somebody but you're too shy, just wear or use it!

Funny, Sorry If I Offend You With My Fowl Talk vintage design is perfect for the chicken lover with a potty mouth. Any pun lover, farmer, chicken enthusiast and agriculture teacher or student would love this funny design. Great Christmas or birthday gift for any man or woman who loves their backyard flock, poultry farmers, farm girl or boy. Perfect for the county fair, collecting eggs from the coop, visiting the local farm or farmers market.

Talk Purdy To Me - Purdy Good Meme

A minimal tribute to a classic.

Psychedelic Furs illustration

Beagle Pirate with Yellow Bird Companion sporting eye patches. These BFF's are Bad to the Milk Bone.

A minimal tribute to the 80s classic. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Embrace the trifecta of relatable charm with our 'I May Be Fat and Ugly but At Least I'm Broke' shirt. It's for those who can laugh at life's little ironies and still rock their style with confidence. Because, let's face it, if you're going to be anything, be unabashedly you – and maybe a little sarcastic.

Fun sporting clays shooting shirts for men, women, and kids. If you like shooting orange clays for competition or just for fun, you'll love these awesome shirts with a fun sporting clays shooting saying on it. These shooting shirts are great for kids and adults who like shooting shotguns in competitions.

Talk To Me Goose

There was something strange about the new guy on our street

It's A Good Day to Talk About Feelings Funny Mental Health

Don't Talk To Strangers

What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

MY CAT AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU Funny Pet

A minimal tribute to a classic.

Talk to the palm

Sometimes I just don't want to hear your voice. Other times I just need some peace and quiet. I will make it clear in either case. Be quiet, shut up, I don't care, nobody cares, just leave me alone and go away. So many ways to get the sentiment across. And Seriously, Thanks For Understanding.

My cat and I talk shit about you is the best gift for all your loved ones who fall in love with cats. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas.

f you are the strange cat person this is the perfect cat owner sweatshirt to wear! Funny cat owners sarcasm sweatshirt.

Yall Texas

First official shirt of Gravy Talk on BardsBasement twitch channel.

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian White Text

Talk To Me Goose, Top Gun