Fruitcake Fairy Tank Top

Do you remember the last fruitcake you received? The inward sigh as you arranged your face in an expression of gratitude? What became of it? You wouldn't have re-gifted it because hopefully there is no one in your life upon whom you'd inflict a fruitcake. So you probably tossed it on top of the refrigerator or deep in the pantry and haven't thought about it since. Well, that is where the Fruitcake Fairy comes in. After the holidays, she flits about on her little holly leaf wings and gathers up all the unwanted fruitcakes, spiriting them away to her fairy lair and happily feasts on them all year long. Difficult though it may be to believe in anything as far-fetched as a Fruitcake Fairy, her existence is undeniable. That fruitcake you ...