March Basketball Bracket Buster Tank Top

Every March, I try my hand at picking basketball brackets, and every year, I'm reminded of just how terrible I am at it. I spend hours analyzing stats, reading expert opinions, and trying to pick the perfect upset, only to have my bracket destroyed by the end of the first round. It's like I have some sort of reverse Midas touch, where everything I pick turns to garbage. I might as well just throw darts at a board blindfolded and have a better chance of getting it right. But, you know what they say, "those who can't pick brackets, coach from the couch." So, bring on the pizza and beer, because even though my bracket is busted, I'm still going to enjoy the madness of March.