Amazon Prime Tank Tops
Description: Amazon might not be the most successful of the Primes in terms of leadership, but considering he delivers toys to children more than just once a year, on Earth he's more popular than Santa Claus. Based on the actual Amazon trucks and colored with halftones for a vintage '80s look, there's more to Amazon Prime than meets the eye.
Description: The package arrives at midnight. The delivery driver has fangs. The moon has a smile. Customer service is unavailable. Vintage monster movie pulp meets corporate logistics satire. A chibi werewolf in a torn business suit holding a cardboard box under a kawaii full moon. Werewolves transform under lunar cycles. Bezos transforms quarterly earnings into worker surveillance metrics. The metaphor writes itself. The frame is 1950s creature feature. The subject is same-day shipping at any cost. The moon watches. The stars sparkle. The package is on time. Dreamy aesthetics for nightmare fulfillment.
