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Good ol' Ernie McCracken from the Farrelly Brothers bowling classic, "Kingpin" is here again. This time he comes equipped with one of my favorite quotes of his.

From the book turned movie, it's the ever-present, always lethargic Mugwump from "Naked Lunch".

Everyone's favorite mutant Martian cab driver, Benny, is here from the 1990 classic, "Total Recall".

From the workplace free-for-all, "The Belko Experiment", it's slightly imbalanced Wendell Dukes.

It's the bloated and undead bizarro Sandy Sinclair from "house".

Yep, it's Abner Devereaux, the heavy from the '70s bizarrity known as "Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park".

Everyone knows not to sit next to Dennis from "Cabin Fever"!

This time it's Carlos Villarias in his turn as Count Dracula (or Conde Dracula) in the Spanish language version of the immortal classic.

One of the first group of Cenobites we ever saw on screen. Here's Butterball from "Hellraiser".

From 1959's often forgotten "4D Man", this is Dr. Scott Nelson.

Blood runs deep for Regine Dandridge from the tough-to-find "Fright Night Part II".

3 choice zombies from the 1974 spectacle, "Sugar Hill".

The aptly named Lou Garou from the indie flick, "Wolf Cop".

The legendary Leslie Nielsen as Richard Vickers from "Creepshow".

The king of glitzy heavy metal demons, Sammi Curr from "Trick Or Treat" is here to rock.

Sharpshooter Andy only wanted to get a sandwich, but he wound up one of the living dead in 2004's "Dawn Of The Dead".

Janet Compton is that pesky star in "The Brain That Wouldn't Die".

Francesca, the spectral lounge singer on the "Ghost Ship".

Ash was so close but so far to gettin' all snuggly with Manda Fisher. Then the Deadites had to show up.

The quote is from the best one of the series, the first "Wrong Turn". The look of Three Fingers here is from "Wrong Turn 3". So here's a mix of the best of both of the cannibalistic archery-loving hick.

From the '80s spoofy, fun worm invasion classic, "Night Of The Creeps", is the stereotypical blonde douchebag you have to hate, Brad.

From the quietly released 1997 Stephen King vampire movie, "The Night Flier", this is Dwight Renfield.

You'd buy this for (a little more than) a dollar!.

From the widely banned 1979 slasher, "The Driller Killer", it's Reno Miller.

Barbara Steele shows up again, this time as Muriel Arrowsmith in 1965's "Nightmare Castle".

No better way to "find balance" than with the wise words of Mr. Miyagi all over your dang shirt.

The stealthy and menacing Mary Bailey from the anthology flick, Tales Of Halloween" is here to sit on your couch and stare at you.

From the trailer for the movie that doesn't exist - it's Bio-Cop.

"It was on a night just like this..."

The absolute best part of "Poltergeist II: The Other Side" is Julian Beck's incredibly creepy, ominous and downright scary portrayal of Reverend Henry Kane. Still brilliant after 25+ years.

The "Captive Wild Woman" herself, Paula Dupree, has emerged from the jungle and joined the crew.

From Tarantino's "Death Proof" this is Kurt Damn Russell as Stuntman Mike.

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From "Pet Sematary" and the creepiest scene(s) in the movie, it's the sickly Zelda Goldman.

The Countess from the '80s ridiculousness known as "Once Bitten".

From the original and still the best "Carrie". Creepy Carrie is all ready for some good shirt wearin' and some quality prom killin' as soon as you are.