Aussie Joke Tank Tops

The Australian Bert and Ernie. Two Aussie legends Bert Newton and Ernie Dingo

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Celebrate the holiday season with this uniquely cute yet ugly festive design for all those aussie mates!

Consider yourself classy with a touch of bogan?

Funny australian kangaroo joke in geometric design by LukjanovArt

Black dogtag font with cut-out letters: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

White dogtag font with cut-out letters: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Black college sport jersey lettering: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

White college sport jersey lettering: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Bright neon dogtag font with cut-out letters: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

White college sport jersey lettering with black outline: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Australian Mosquito Humour

I have high quality puns ;)

He starts off as a lil Joxy, then he has a beer. Then he turns into Boxeroo, and has a few more beers. Then he has a CASE OF BEER AND HE TURNS INTO BOXABOOZE!!!

This is a funny take on the iconic Australian marsupial. The design features a cartoon kangaroo with an angry expression on its face, standing like a velociraptor and warning others to be on their guard and stay alert when in the wild.

Yeah, nah .....not worth that much.

If one is perceived as being a little slow – more than feeling “under the weather,” they’re actually quite dumb – they’re a few stubbies short of a six-pack. They’re not the “full quid.” For those who don’t speak about money or alcohol, they’re “a few sandwiches short of a picnic.” Bit of a dummy!

If one is perceived as being a little slow – more than feeling “under the weather,” they’re actually quite dumb – they’re a few stubbies short of a six-pack. They’re not the “full quid.” For those who don’t speak about money or alcohol, they’re “a few sandwiches short of a picnic.” Bit of a dummy!

There's always some room for Christmas pud. Funny quote from Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun. Typography, 2022.

Call Jim for all your mental breakdown needs.

Ned Kelly if he studied computer science instead of becoming a bush ranger

Someone playing a good game of sport, or something that’s exceptionally good. Can also be “bonza” or “beaut.”

Someone playing a good game of sport, or something that’s exceptionally good. Can also be “bonza” or “beaut.”

Dogfather - Aussie Dog - Australian Shepherd

Yeah, nah? Confusing way Australians answer questions. Join them!

A sort of visual portmanteau of these two very different bills. One has a bubble gum nose and the other is making a new nose with your nose.

Why be normal when you can be heaps normal?

Mate, who gives a flock? That Sound of Music meme is better with a bin chicken. Look at all the flocks I give! Funny bin chicken design perfect for Aussie bird nerds with a sense of humour. Makes a great gift for birders, bird watchers, twitchers, ornithologists and bogans.

Only the finest quality makes it into Old Mate's Fully Sick 420

A funny take on two Australian classics - the Holden Torana and the Bananas in Pyjamas