Bababooey Tank Tops
Description: Celebrate the acclaimed and often-whispered-about high school band Stiff Minister, famously associated with Stuttering John Melendez and widely reported to have conquered a local Battle of the Bands. This shirt pays tribute to raw volume, questionable rehearsal spaces, teenage confidence, and the kind of metal ambition that predates fame, radio studios, and late-night anecdotes. Designed in a classic heavy-metal style, it’s part satire, part myth, and fully committed to the legend. Perfect for fans of underground rock lore, outsider music history, shock-radio deep cuts, and anyone who appreciates a good “you had to be there” musical legacy. Printed for those who know—or think they know—the story.
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
