Back Away Tank Tops
Description: I Ran Away - Red and Yellow Back Side tRump's a chickenshit. He hid in a container and left my cabinet on a plane, they suspected was targeted by Iran, but they want us to believe he was soooo courageous on July 13, 2024, after getting shot on the ear. Ok, right. SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.
Description: This can apply heavily to any type of work environment, treating English teachers and English students alike. When confronted with a surprisingly difficult issue, the human instinct is to just flee the scene. A worker is asked about a missing report and needs time to invent good excuses. An instructor is questioned about a grade and wants to review the clear rubric first. A learner is asked to defend their thesis and desperately needs to read notes again. We cannot sprint away from the desk, so we deploy standard phrases to build an escape route. We promise to return later, secretly hoping the person entirely forgets the conversation. This fun statement motivates customers who love clever daily avoidance tactics today.
Description: Holding onto emotional composure by a fragile thread means that a single trivial mishap can unravel your entire schedule without warning. When your daily tolerance drops to absolute zero, any unexpected little annoyance provides the ultimate justification to pack it in and head straight back under the heavy covers. Workers dealing with standard daily hurdles experience this exact fragile threshold, staring blankly into space with a powerful urge to clock out early. Most students facing a tiny unexpected setback feel the identical sudden urge to abandon all current tasks and retreat to a quiet room. It is a precarious balance of ordinary patience. You are perpetually one tiny inconvenience away from sliding back into bed.
Description: For those mornings when conversation is risky but caffeine is mandatory, this design says exactly what everyone around you needs to hear. Perfect for coffee lovers, introverts, and anyone who knows that the safest way to approach a sleep-deprived human is with a full mug and extreme caution. Fun fact: Arabica coffee accounts for approximately 62% of global coffee production.
Description: A funny parody inspired by the legendary disappearing-into-the-bushes meme. Perfect for fans of classic animated comedy, internet humor, awkward moments, introverts, and anyone who'd rather quietly disappear than deal with the situation. Great for everyday laughs and meme lovers.
Back away banana breath - what the hell did you just eat? a banana? Tank Top
by Bashirian Wehner
$21
Description: A monochrome composition with white text on a black background. The text lists various religions followed by a short, humorous description. It starts with "CHRISTIANITY: Zombie Jesus!", then "BUDDHISM: Just chill, dude", "ISLAM: Five times a tasm, pray away the gay", "JUDAISM: We tried to kill Jesus, but thee back", and finally "HINDUISM: Too many gods, not enough time".
Description: MASK MASK MASK MASK A simple funny quote for social distancing in quarantine time, tell your friends to stay away from you 6 feet apart to keep everybody safe. Check above in the "MerchSpot" to access our store for more products Available on multiple products and in almost all sizes. You can select your own product style, size, and color as you like. BUY 2 OR MORE FOR SPECIAL DISCOUNTS! .
