Big Blue Tank Tops
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: The Metal Gear Solid cast of classic characters from the classic video game hit from Hideo Kojima. Get this Updated version on a t-shirt, poster, sticker, and more. Available in multiple colors only on the Cool Dojo TeePublic store. Featuring Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot, Otacon, Meryl Silverburgh, Naomi Hunter, Mei Ling, Psycho Mantis, Sniper Wolf, Vulcan Raven, Decoy Octopus, Donald Anderson, the Cyborg Ninja, Nastasha Romanenko, Kenneth Baker, Jim Houseman, Master Miller, and Colonel Roy Campbell. ORIGINAL Design by Cool Dojo artist Charles Fithian and only available on TeePublic.com.
Description: In the year 1977, if you were just too big for a “Big Wheel,” there was only one alternative: Marx’s Green Machine. If you owned one, the other kids on your street would be “green” with envy. Selling for just under twenty dollars, this pedal-operated hot rod featured adjustable bucket seats, “hug the road tip-proof-design,” stick-shift controls and as per-size mag-style wheel with a honeycomb design on it. It was the perfect ride, according to promotional materials, “for guys 8 9, 10 years old who really know how to ride.” Hopefully, the green machine was for gals who knew how to ride too.
Description: The Kentucky Colonels were a member of the American Basketball Association for all of the league's nine years (1967-1976). The name is derived from the historic Kentucky colonels, a honorary title given by the state to people with noteworthy accomplishments. The Colonels won the most games and had the highest winning percentage of any franchise in the league's history, but the team did not join the NBA in the 1976 ABA–NBA merger.
