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Description: A fiercely determined crypto bull discovers that the legendary dip apparently has another dip underneath it. Perfect for cryptocurrency investors who appreciate market chaos, sarcastic investing humor, and painfully relatable financial jokes.
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Description: cryp·to·cur·ren·cy ˈkriptōˌkərənsē noun a digital currency in which encryption techniques are used to regulate the generation of units of currency and verify the transfer of funds, operating independently of a central bank. "decentralized cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin now provide an outlet for personal wealth that is beyond restriction and confiscation"
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