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Hey Kids! Don't miss the big giveaway at 9:00. Be sure to wear your Silver Shamrock masks!

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Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.

The Thing is a 1982 American science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster. Based on the 1938 John W. Campbell Jr. novella Who Goes There?, it tells the story of a group of American researchers in Antarctica who encounter the eponymous "Thing", a parasitic extraterrestrial life-form that assimilates, then imitates other organisms. The group is overcome by paranoia and conflict as they learn that they can no longer trust each other and that any one of them could be the Thing.

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"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."

Inspired by Jack Burton and his legendary one-liners

If you heard he was dead... you heard wrong.

They Live (1988) / Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!

The Thing movie poster,

Tribute to The Thing

The Thing movie illustration

The iconic alien from John Carpenter's masterpiece, "They Live".

They Live

Bill Ditz, the carpenter builder who does it wrong.

Humanity lost at Outpost 31

John Carpenter VHS Movies Stack

Jack Burton

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I love New York

Contains wind and fire, all that kind of thing.

These characters were inspired by the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. There's Jack Burton (2nd variation without weapons) as the big goofball all American trucker who believes he's the hero everybody needs and the villainous, Lo Pan who is a powerful wizard cursed with no flesh and is seven feet tall. Then there is little old, Egg Shen with his six demon bag who is equally a powerful wizard and Lo Pan's eternal nemesis. The only female is the lovely, spirited Gracie Law who is a lawyer from Chinatown protecting immigrant rights and lastly, the true hero of the bunch is Wang Chi. His pursuit to rescue his beloved Miao Yin is what all the trouble is about.

Outpost 31 Patch/The Thing (vintage/distressed), a recreation of the patches worn by the crew of Outpost #31 in the horror classic The Thing.

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You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA RETROO : Big Trouble in Little China (juga dikenal sebagai John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China) adalah sebuah film komedi seni bela diri fantasi Amerika Serikat tahun 1986 garapan John Carpenter. Film tersebut menampilkan Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun dan James Hong.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA RETROOO : Big Trouble in Little China (juga dikenal sebagai John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China) adalah sebuah film komedi seni bela diri fantasi Amerika Serikat tahun 1986 garapan John Carpenter. Film tersebut menampilkan Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun dan James Hong.

By Serhiy Krykun

Negative Creeps - Michael Myers

The gang's all here. Celebrate the most tragic chapter in Antarctic Scientific Research history with this commemorative group photo of the team from Outpost 31, all of whom mysteriously disappeared in the winter of 1982, leaving but one survivor, a plucky husky/wolf cross called 'Jed'. Jed was of course famously adopted by then US President Ronald Reagan, who brought him to live at the White House from that point on. Alien conspiracy theories attached to a dramatic shift in White House policy shortly thereafter coinciding with Jed's sudden disappearance are completely untrue. Completely.

These characters are inspired by the deadly trio of Lightning, Thunder and Rain also known as The Three Storms from the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. "Play your cards right you live to talk about it!"

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