Classified Tank Tops

Trump for president 2014

Classified information designs

A classic padlock in the locked position.

Design by Mick J

Did you know that there was a Project Orion in the 1950s? The idea was to propel a spacecraft by dropping atomic "bomblets" out the aft of the craft. Sound crazy? Well, they tested the idea with non-nuclear "bomblets" (here's declassified video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Sv5y6iHUM ) and it WORKED! Now the Mars spacecraft is called Orion… Hrm… 🤔 This is a concept of a patch for the 1950s Project Orion by me! I hope you like it! Mars or Bust! 😁

Top Secret

My Job is Top Secret , Even I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Pop art of Trump

The enemy!

The Big Brother has got his Eyes on You !! If you're reading this...then you're f@#cked !

This is a direct quote from an audio tape of Trump showing people a classified document.

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Top Secret

Where do you get this design? It's CLASSIFIED.

Book cover illustration for Blue Planet Press' "CNI Classified - Volume 1" Anthology

Loose lips sink ships.

Don't say a word

The Lost Cactus' Skull officially signifies any and all top-secret experimentation involving mutant creatures, brain transplants, and clone zombies. The tagline, "Where the truth actually is" is an obvious response to the famous "The truth is out there" from the famous opening sequence on the X-Files. By wearing this t-shirt, you are automatically become an official Lost Cactus operative.

UFO US Patent Design Drawing

Top secret Conspirators design, redacted for your enjoyment

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