Croooow Tank Tops

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Color-separated image of Joel and the bots

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

A very popular snack food. From the future!

Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

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Manos The Hands of Fate

You are buying this directly from the artist. Thank you for supporting the independent artist movement.

I'm different!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Sidehackers!

With X-4!

Thomas Servo

nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show' I should really just relax(!)

Tom Servo Comic

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

An American Democracy with WAH WAH pedals being played constantly

The ultimate b movie battle!

He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit...

The fantastically tacky original poster of the film "Monstrosity" can now be yours! Don't settle for poor reproductions- this art was scanned in directly from original materials, cleaned and rasterized for the best quality in all sizes. In addition to an evil cat movie enthusiast, a few subtle alterations will also identify you as a supporter of the film's restoration.

Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Tibby, Oh Tibby! Everyone loves Kenny's little turtle friend, Tibby, and Kenny's BIG friend, Gamera!

Who Lives and Dies! ...Oh, I don't think so.

Who Lives and Dies! ...Oh, I don't think so.

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

A common TV's Frankism and also an MST3K-word for Outtakes and Bloopers.

To celebrate the return of MST3K and the new season of Doctor Who.

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.

Everyone is HERE. Happy Turkey Day 2021!

The robotic portion of the MST3K gang -Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Croooow!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!