Damaged Goods Tank Tops
Description: DMG GDS - Damaged Goods - inspired by 2001 A Space Oddesey HAL 9000 screens. The Font is a very close representation from the movie with our own flair or spin for todays t-shirt wearer. Sport modern messages from a 1965 vision of the future with flat screen monitors in a world that was just enjoying color TVs with round non-flat displays.
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: A self-deprecating classic for anyone who's ready to blame their personality on rough handling somewhere between the factory and the front door. This one-liner has been a reliable internet favorite for years, and this design turns it into a clean, laugh-out-loud statement. Great for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a healthy sense of humor about themselves.
Description: This “Handle With Chaos” design features bold outlined bubble typography combined with a simplified fragile box illustration as the central graphic element. The box is intentionally designed with a cracked corner and loose tape detail, adding personality while maintaining a clean, minimal look. The asymmetrical layout places the text and graphic side by side, creating a strong visual balance without relying on traditional badge compositions. Thick outlines, high contrast, and simplified shapes ensure excellent readability and scalability, making the design ideal for bold, modern apparel with a playful edge.
Description: Sabotage, Saboteur. Sabotage meaning a deliberate action aimed at weakening a competitor, effort, or organisation through subversion, obstruction, disruption, or destruction. One who engages in sabotage is a saboteur. A saboteur is a person who deliberately damages or destroys things, ie out of protest. Typography handwritten by my own human hand. x badldrawnbabe
