Exhaust Tank Tops
Description: A retro-futuristic Japanese cyberpunk illustration combining vintage print aesthetics with timeless Eastern philosophy. Featuring an enigmatic android alongside two classic proverbs—"Exhaust all human affairs and await Heaven's decree" and "Hearing a hundred times is inferior to seeing once." Intricate Japanese typography, distressed textures, and minimalist design create a striking fusion of traditional wisdom and futuristic technology.
Description: A detailed, metallic spaceship is depicted centrally against a black background. It features intricate paneling, visible windows, and three active engine exhausts emitting blue flames. Below the spaceship, the word "Shiny" is written in a stylized, metallic script with a reflective, textured fill.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a detailed, white-lined spaceship with wings and twin engines emitting colorful, fiery exhaust trails in red, yellow, and blue. Below the spaceship, the word "Shiny" is displayed in ornate, gothic lettering filled with intricate patterns and colors matching the exhaust.
Description: The hat is on. The blue sunglasses are on. The patriotism is technically present. The energy to go with it left sometime around noon and has not been located since. I'm Too Tired To Be This Patriotic is the most honest July 4th sentiment ever put on a tee — for everyone who shows up to the holiday in full spirit but zero horsepower, melting into a lawn chair and calling it a celebration.
Description: A blacked-out 1969 muscle car rips through a drift, trailing a swirling cloud of glowing orange smoke packed with bats and grinning ghosts. Perfect for muscle car lovers who also live for spooky season — this eerie, high-energy design blends horsepower with Halloween horror. Great on tees, hoodies, and stickers for anyone who wants their ride merch with a haunted twist.
Description: A vibrant and detailed vector-style illustration of the striking yellow Chevrolet Corvette C8 Z06. Highlighting its modern mid-engine supercar proportions, aggressive front splitter, and a slammed stance on deep-dish wheels with a custom side-exit exhaust. The perfect design for American supercar fans and car culture lovers. Ideal for stickers, t-shirts, and prints.
Description: A vibrant and detailed vector-style illustration of the striking yellow Chevrolet Corvette C8 Z06. Highlighting its modern mid-engine supercar proportions, aggressive front splitter, and a slammed stance on deep-dish wheels with a custom side-exit exhaust. The perfect design for American supercar fans and car culture lovers. Ideal for stickers, t-shirts, and prints.
Description: Minimalist hand-drawn cat design with the phrase “Please Leave Me Alone.” A funny introvert shirt for people who need space, silence, and fewer conversations. Great gift for cat lovers, antisocial friends, homebodies, and anyone whose social battery runs low. Cute doodle style with sarcastic humor, perfect for casual everyday wear.
