Fair Warning Tank Tops

Fair warning - This mask sends a pretty clear message - Keep your distance.

Do men, women, children and animals flock to you for some unknown reason? You may have very high levels of...demonic charm. Hey, we're just sayin'

Van Halen in their heyday!!!

The Best Neighbors Are The Ones You Never See. Original Photograph from Heartless Jim

We are not alone. They are among us.

Providence Is Heartless. Heartless Is Providence.

They Have Been Revealed.

Album Tee

life is not fair we all know this right

life is not fair, I think!

“Sunday Afternoon In The Park” is the 8th track on Fair Warning. Eddie used a cheap Electro-Harmonix Micro-Synthesizer to create this very unusual and sinister track.

Let em know you’re feisty.

life is not fair, I think!

Let em know from a great distance to maintain that distance, or else.

Still searching for funny circus designs? Make a statement with this Warning! It's A Circus Here Today tee. Makes a great gift for your next circus- or carnival-themed birthday bash.

Give others fair warning of your superpower. Perfect gift for the banjo player.

we told you so.

be fair - let people know what they’re dealing with

be fair - let people know what they’re dealing with

be fair - let people know what they’re dealing with

You have been warned, disturb at your own risk

Attention all women: you need to get this for your man. Is it not true? As of August 2020, 100% of my earnings here will go directly to the Make-A-Wish of Western New York. Please help make a sick kid's wish come true.