Fassifern Tank Tops

Description: Welcome to Fassifern Fossil Cafe, where the coffee is freshly brewed, the baked goods are freshly excavated and the takeaway service is handled by a T. rex with more enthusiasm than reach. It isn’t a real café, but that shouldn’t stop you from proudly supporting its underqualified prehistoric staff. Perfect for coffee drinkers, dinosaur enthusiasts, fossil hunters and anyone who believes extinction is no excuse for missing the morning caffeine run. Cool fossil fact: Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer in time to humans than it did to Stegosaurus.