Funny Quote Tank Tops

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

We all have a baby picture like this!

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong

Funny headache quote.

Do Not Pet!!

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

I Shake My Ass For Kohls Cash Design

Seriously, though.

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Funny Saying, Sarcastic Quote

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Funny sayings - Sarcasm and Orgasm

Funny Stay Positive

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Don't forget to flush

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

I'm Only Responsible for What I Say...Not for What YOU Understand....To avoid explanations , get this sarcastic humor design....Find this unique design available in Men and Women T Shirts, Kids Clothing, Tanks, Hoodies, Face Masks and Home Decoration Stuff and Accessories like: Posters, Canvas Prints, Throw Pillows, Stickers, Phone Cases, Tote Bags, Wall Tapestries and more more!!

Sometimes, science is more art than science Morty!

Funny Humorous LGBT Pussy Scary Kitten Lesbians Eat What? quote design for Lesbians and people who have a cool sense of humor! It can also be given as a cool Birthday or Christmas gift to your Best Friend,Relative,Mom and Dad,Brother or Sister,Boyfriend and Girlfriend who also is a Lesbian or Likes and Loves Lesbians and LGBTQ Community. Find this unique design available in Home Decoration Stuff like : Posters,Canvas Prints ,Throw Pillows ,Sticker,Phone Cases Tote Bags ,Wall Tapestries and more more!!

I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite Christmas movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

Funny Sloth Not Fast Not Furious Sloth Quote Cute Sloth Gift

Express your preferences with a touch of humor through this tee: "I've got simple tastes – murder shows, cozy attire, and a grand total of about three people who've made the cut." A fun way to share your laid-back lifestyle with a dash of wit.

For when you are festive, but want to be left alone

A hilarious quote any gardener will love, reading: Remember when you bury a body cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

World's OKAYEST Runner

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.