Funny Sage Tank Tops
Description: Sage advice from a wise old smudge stick with glasses and a beard of smoke. A punny green witch tee for herbalists, plant lovers and spiritual cleansers.
Sage Advice Smudge Stick Funny Witchy Pun Tank Top
by Liber Occultis
$16 $21
Description: Get your humor mode on with this fun stuff with sarcastic and novelty all built into one. This is a great ice breaker when it comes to meeting someone. Get this design for yourself and wearing it everywhere you go. Perfect desgin present for your relatives, friends on birthday, summer, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Family Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary.
Description: Hilarious yoga goats in action! This adorable design features "Yoga Goats" with the punny motto "Stretch - Balance - Mahhh-Sage - The Purr-fect Pawse" showcasing cute goats in various yoga poses on a meditation mat with succulents, yoga props, and peaceful vibes. Perfect for goat yoga enthusiasts, farm animal lovers, yoga practitioners with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates cute animal puns. Features charming hand-drawn illustrations in teal and earth tones with playful goats doing downward dog and meditation poses. Great for yoga class, goat yoga sessions, or everyday wear for animal and wellness lovers!
Yoga Goats Stretch Balance Mahhh-Sage - Funny Goat Yoga Lover Gift Animal Humor Tank Top
by Unique t-shirts design
$21
Description: Embrace your inner wisdom with our "Mastermind" design! This quirky illustration features our signature pink brain character as a calm, mustachioed sage—complete with elegant Chinese typography (策劃者 - Strategist/Planner). Perfect for thinkers, mentors, and anyone who approaches life with a mix of intelligence and Zen. Whether you're a chess player, a strategist, or just an "old soul," this funny and unique brain doodle is the ultimate tribute to the power of a seasoned mind.
Description: Retro varsity style emblem for the proudly indoorsy, with bold cream lettering and rich chocolate outlines for that classic patch vibe. A dusty rose couch, sage green blanket, houseplants, books, and a steaming mug create a cozy little living room scene inside the circle. Warm nostalgic colors and the playful Est. Never banner add a laid back, tongue in cheek feel for homebodies who treat staying in like a sport.
Description: Show off your love for music and cleansing vibes with this funny Sage Against The Machine design. Perfect for fans of 90s rock, activism, and clever wordplay.
Sage Against The Machine Funny Music Pun Design Tank Top
by A_Piece_Theory
$16 $21
Description: Funny & Sassy "Go Sage Yourself" Feather Incense & smudging tee design is great for everyone who is a spiritual healer, wicca, witch or boho hippie. If you have a smudging stick for anything herbal, sage, incense & meditation than this tee is for you! Let everyone know how you feel.. with this Go Sage yourself / Go Smudge yourself Sage design. It's sure to get a laugh. Make a perfect gift idea for fans of yoga, meditation & crystals. It's a great gift idea for Halloween, birthdays, or Christmas.
Description: I am not sugar and spice and everything nice I am sage and hood and wish a mufuka would. A hilarious, sassy, and bold witchy moon phase design for women with a sharp attitude. This witty sarcastic apparel makes an excellent novelty gift for friends, sisters, or family who love edgy streetwear humor and celestial graphics.
Description: Embrace peaceful vibes with this funny retro vintage raccoon design. Featuring a wise bearded raccoon in a calm meditation pose and the message “LA PEACE – NO DRAMA. JUST VIBES.” Perfect for fans of raccoons, chill humor, positive vibes, retro artwork, and quirky animal designs.
La Peace No Drama Just Vibes – Wise Raccoon Retro - Sarcastic Streamer Quote Tank Top
by Motivation sayings
$21
Description: Embrace peaceful vibes with this funny retro vintage raccoon design. Featuring a wise bearded raccoon in a calm meditation pose and the message “LA PEACE – NO DRAMA. JUST VIBES.” shirt Perfect for fans of raccoons, chill humor, positive vibes, retro artwork, and quirky animal designs.
La Peace No Drama Just Vibes – Wise Raccoon Retro - Sarcastic Streamer Quote Tank Top
by Motivation sayings
$21
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Embrace the lighter side of your fitness journey with our Running Is My Therapy Barely design. Perfect for casual joggers, dedicated marathon runners, and fitness enthusiasts who find both challenge and humor in their stress-relieving exercise. This minimalist line-art sneaker atop a decorative sage green swirl captures the grounded, calm, and humorous vibe of your favorite activity. Show the world that running keeps you sane... mostly!
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: For anyone who has ever followed a recipe and still ended up with a burnt cactus instead of dinner, this humorous scene says it all. A cheerful 1950s housewife in a green polka-dot dress and apron waters a charred, smoking cactus as if everything went exactly according to plan. With muted mustard yellow and sage green tones, this funny houseplant moment speaks to self-deprecating cooks, struggling gardeners, and anyone who appreciates ironic kitchen humor.
Description: This circular badge design features the funny hiking slogan 'Trail Hair Do Not Care' surrounding a cheerful sun character with wild hair, set against a backdrop of pine trees and mountains. The artwork utilizes a retro vintage style with distressed textures, halftone shading, and a classic color palette of sage green, cream, and orange. It is the perfect apparel choice for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love nature and adventure. This design makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a souvenir for anyone who enjoys wild and free outdoor adventures.
Description: This design features the humorous slogan 'Sorry I Cant There Are Mountains' in a distressed retro font above a vintage mountain illustration. The artwork uses a nostalgic color palette of sage green, cream, and rust brown with a classic badge aesthetic. It is the perfect gift for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love nature and adventure. A funny and stylish choice for anyone who prefers the mountains over social plans.
