H2g2 Tank Tops

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Problem solved

Don't talk to me about life

Shark week.

“Share and Enjoy” is of course the slogan of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division and was displayed in three mile high illuminated letters near the SCCCD which now covers the major land mass of three medium sized planets. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected it collapsed and dropped nearly half its length. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “go stick your head in a pig” and are no longer illuminated except at times of special celebration.

Hitching Froods. This artwork was hand-drawn by me on 207.12.19. If you see it elsewhere, it's stolen, ok?

Large friendly red letters reminding you DON'T PANIC! Just try to keep calm and carry on.

Landing on the Heart of Gold is like… well like being a SOFA! Another famous quote from your hitchhiking human Arthur Dent.

Another Design by Deep Space Dives

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move, design. High definition for a crisp print

Have the words "donut panic" inscribed in large friendly letters on your torso.

The best mantra for hitching across the galaxy. I divided the book into nine sections to make the word cloud for each letter.

Need to know the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything? Deep Thought created a Venn diagram to help you understand.

Happiness is overrated

Another design by Deep Space Dives

Another design by Deep Space Dives

If you’ve done six impossible things this morning why not round it off with breakfast at MILLIWAYS, the restaurant at the End of the universe

Glowing, for your comfort

“What? Harmless! Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!’ Ford shrugged. ‘Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,’ he said, ‘and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.’ ‘Well, for God’s sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.’ ‘Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.’ ‘And what does it say now?’ asked Arthur. ‘Mostly harmless,”

Listen: Space is big. So big. Or so says Douglas Adams.

If you’re anything like Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) you don’t actually have A heart of gold, so you stole it so you could have THE heart of gold. Which might be just as good because it can do some pretty cool stuff. Powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive the Heart of Gold is the only ship that Zaphod could use to get to Magrathea, in style. Another design that’s part of my ‘Weird Scifi Quotes’ collection.

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

Another design by Deep Space Dives.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

The saying that might well be said from the other side. This is a fantastic gift idea for Hitchhikers fans of all ages.

Get your kicks on Eroticon 6

Hope you like it.

...and carry a towel!

Hope you like it.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

Hoping to be first against the wall when the revolution comes? Then you’ll want one of these fine Sirius Cybernetics Corp products. Based on the logo from the 1980s BBC TV series, and tested on only consenting A.I.s