Handsome Tank Tops
Description: Be the hero of Pandora and the hero of Breakfast with the help of Handsome Jack, The Hyperion Corporation's glorious leader. Pretzel-flavoured with six unique marshmallows, modeled after those freakin' Vault Hunters, you can help Jack awaken The Warrior and save the world! Free DIAMOND PONY with every purchase!!* *Plus shipping & handling of $20,000,000. Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Description: Hands off the handsome. 😼 This grumpy-looking calico cat has clearly had enough of the attention—and yet somehow has an entire crowd of hands reaching in for pets. With its unimpressed expression, chaotic hand-filled background, and bold warning, this design perfectly captures that hilarious contradiction of cat ownership: “Do not touch me… but also, where have you been?” A fun choice for calico cat lovers, sarcastic pet people, and anyone who appreciates a feline with serious main-character attitude.