Human Product Tank Tops
Description: Embrace your beautifully imperfect nature with this "100% Genuine Human Product" design. Featuring a retro red stamp aesthetic with a brain explosion, it's a humorous nod to real human mistakes, procrastination, and authenticity in a world of automated perfection. A relatable and funny statement piece for artists, writers, creators, and anyone proud to be certified flawed.
Description: Embrace your beautifully imperfect nature with this white-ink edition of the "100% Genuine Human Product" design. Featuring a clean, white retro stamp aesthetic with a brain explosion, it's a humorous nod to real human mistakes, procrastination, and authenticity. This design is specifically optimized to look sharp and stand out on black and dark-colored t-shirts, hoodies, and accessories. Perfect for artists, writers, and creators proud to be certified flawed.
Description: A crooked little advertisement for a world where labor, desire, media and profit come neatly packaged. Four identical products, one checkout, and somehow the receipt has your name on it. Built as an original post-punk-inspired visual parody with rough print texture, brutal typography and a little supermarket absurdity.
Description: A malfunctioning specimen from the age of synthetic progress. Human Product Model 78 turns late-'70s de-evolution aesthetics into an absurd corporate inspection graphic—complete with a manufactured smile, industrial geometry, registration errors and a spectacular failure at quality control. Built for devotees of nervous new wave, mutant art-school graphics and tomorrow's obsolete technology.
Description: January against December on one panel: headcount 24 and 24, projects 11 and 23, capacity unchanged, new headcount approved: zero. Nobody left. The work doubled anyway. Year-end planning, deadpan. For anyone who owns the plan and has to present it with a straight face. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917855-same-team-twice-the-roadmap-year-in-review-light-s
Description: January against December on one panel: headcount 24 and 24, projects 11 and 23, capacity unchanged, new headcount approved: zero. Nobody left. The work doubled anyway. Year-end planning, deadpan. For anyone who owns the plan and has to present it with a straight face. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98918018-same-team-twice-the-roadmap-year-in-review
