Jewish Humor Tank Tops

Celebrate life's little quirks with our "Schmutz Happens" design, blending Jewish humor with a retro twist. This playful nod to the ups and downs of everyday life adds a touch of humor to any occasion. Whether worn as a quirky statement piece or displayed proudly in your home, it's sure to bring smiles and laughter.

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

Jonathan and David are sure to invoke romantic vibes when we read their story. Did they or didn't they? We can only speculate, but why not dream a little? Great idea for a gift for all your Jewish (Queer) friends!

אני מתגייסת למלחמה בסמים בצד של הסמים! I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of the drugs!

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun design for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

Calling all Jews! Be proud of your heritage and let everyone know you're an M.O.T.

Have you ever wondered about the bible, this cute priest is reading his favorite book, of how a Zombie is saving the world!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

Gefilte Fierce Funny Jewish Themed T-Shirt

Official logo (not!) of the Jewish Space Laser Agency. Have some satirical fun at the expense of those conspiracy nuts! The Yiddish motto says "We'll just sit here in the darkness." (Click on my 'FlyingSnail' store name to see a different version of this design.)

Larry David For President!

Kosher or not? Well, kinda. Just a fun design for all members of the Jewish tribe!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Daf Yomi, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah and Talmud, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

Are you a fan of 30 rock? Parodies? Parodies of parodies? Halloween? Werewolves? Bar and Bat Mitzvah celebrations? Whatever it is, you've got it in this one weird shirt featuring a werewolf bat mitzvah action figure! Ok, ok, I know the original parody song was werewolf BAR Mitzvah, but this one was fun, too. Check out the werewolf bar mitzvah counterpart!

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The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny t-shirt will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Cute Funny Jewish Saying, Kiss My Tuchis

If you only visit Shul / Synagogue / Temple for the food, this one's for you! Kiddush is clearly the only bit of the service that you're interested in, and I totally get that!

זה פה רק כדי להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak kde lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

"Apikores" is a word in the Rabbinic tradition to describe someone who openly rebels against Judaism or Jewish religious ideals.

Another one of those T-Shirts where most of the people you meet will have no idea what it means! You could explain it, or just save the tsuris.

Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

The Yiddish word "meshuggeh" is typically translated as "crazy" but could be also translated as "unhinged", "nuts", or "acting irrationally".

Georgie! Don't eat with your hands!

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny design will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

איסטו איסטה אקי סולו פארה איספאנטאר אה לוס אנטיסימיטוס. Esto esta aki solo para espantar a los antisemitos. This is only here to scare antisemites.

A simple coffee mug with the Hebrew phrase "ein kafe ein Torah" (no coffee, no Torah) which is a play on the teaching of Pirke Avot, "ein kemach ein Torah" (no flour/sustenance - no Torah). A fun decor idea for any Jewish home and kitchen, and a great gift idea.

Jewish Space Laser Logo Shirt Pin in Handdrawn Black and White Drawing style.