Lordy Tank Tops

Description: “Lordy, I hope there are tapes!” – Jim Comey

Description: Lordy, I hope there's more covfefe tshirt

Description: Features a funny, whimsical saying in fun, slanted text to celebrate one's fortieth birthday. Fun gift for a person turning forty this year.

Description: Features a funny, whimsical saying in fun, slanted text to celebrate one's fortieth (and above that) birthday. Fun gift for a person turning forty and older.

Description: You might not be a young buck-a-roo any longer, but you still got plenty of rootin and tootin to do before you find yerself whittlin little wood figures in your front porch rocking chair.

Description: You might not be a young buck-a-roo any longer, but you still got plenty of rootin and tootin to do before you find yerself whittlin little wood figures in your front porch rocking chair. This version is better fer yer 10 gallon hat!

Description: Features a funny, whimsical saying to celebrate one's fortieth (and above that) birthday. Fun gift for a person turning forty and older.

Description: Epcot turns 40 this year! Let's celebrate!

Description: Lordy, I Hope There Are Tapes

Description: "Lordy Lordy! Look Who's Turning 4040!" is a comedic catchphrase and invitation line spoken by Markula, the ancient vampire and recurring landlord character in Adult Swim's animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It parodies standard milestone birthday card clichés. Markula is a grotesque, 4,040-year-old green-skinned vampire with a hunchback who serves as a recurring antagonist and landlord to the main characters.

Description: Time passes, heroes stay... Who is it?

Description: 60's Metatron's Cube

Description: The immortal words of former FBI director Comey, now in a shirt form!

Description: Our spin on the instant classic line by a former government official at a recent public hearing. Note: The text has a "dirty" texture.

Description: This absolute unit design makes a great statement tee!

Description: Mueller Time!