Monty Tank Tops

Tim the enchanter

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

I'm getting much better.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The black knight is invincible.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

No Ordinary Rabbit

She turned me into a newt

The knight who should have taken a "Ni!"

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Nudge, Nudge.

Elderberry Wine

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Mayhem in Mercia

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

The black knight always triumphs!

Monty The Chimp by Robert Jimenez

I move for no man

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Centurion:  'Domus'? Nominative? 'Go home', this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: The dative, sir? [Centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat ] Brian: Ahh! No, not the dative, not the dative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, 'ad domum', sir! Centurion: Except that 'domus' takes the ...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Thus it is ...?! Brian: 'Domum'.

Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Hope you like it.

Monty from Security breach

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

The last dinner of Brian

monty python and the holy grail

MONTY PYTHON

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!