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Whether you've run a Nuzlocke or not, we've all had to say goodbye to our favorite Pokémon at some point in time. Send them off in style and show off your Petal Dance.

Wear your support for EXP. Share on your sleeve—or anywhere but shorts. Just don't get caught walking in the tall grass.

Now everyone can be Joshy's Sweetie.

Two titans of podcasting.

Mayor Cheat / MissingNo 2024. Just don't get your hands caught in the Rare Candy Jar.

Logo - Spooters - Celestial Expanse Podcast

Promote tourism to your favorite definitely-not-haunted town with this design inspired by vintage travel posters. The trees! The view of Mt. Hood! The creeping sense of dread! Just a few of the wonderful attractions in Charity, Oregon, where everything is just fine.

Played by Rebecca, Martle is a beautiful and strong-minded individual with just a few secrets up her, uh, pants leg (no, not that) and an affinity for tips, tricks, and harsh quips...no wonder she's a captain! Check out Celestial Expanse Podcast on Spotify and Patreon!

Played by Boston, Juniper is an adorable, yet efficient Tiefling with a tendency towards...pyromania. Check out Celestial Expanse podcast on Spotify and Patreon!

Played by Mitch, Z'arial is a hunky Mentaru Warlock Sniper, who'd rather summon a rifle, than carry one (so his strength mod is, uh, zero). Check out Celestial Expanse Podcast on Spotify and Patreon!

Who doesn't love movies? Show off your nerdiness with our TMI Confessionals #MovieNerd design

Played by Natalia (London), Z'ver (aka "Z") is a pompous little gnome who's social anxiety, drinking problems, and lack of good roles make her...pretty much useless XD But she's not a quitter! Check out Celestial Expanse Podcast on Spotify and Patreon!

Played by Ben, Rell is a timid Elf Monk (well, most of him is) who's order seeks enlightenment via cybernetics and augmentation. Check out Celestial Expanse podcast on Spotify and Patreon!

Played by Jason, Theran is a broody dark elf who doesn't have time for shinanigans...unless you're a pretty Teifling named Lellia ;)

Citation needed, my guy!

The classic MP logo!

New for 2018! Celebrate your favorite chain restaurant and argument podcast with merch featuring our revamped logo.

The most on-brand review of Maintenance Phase is now a shirt!

Just the logo!

Let's get to it, team!

Inspired by MAG 34 - Anatomy Class . "He cut into the apple and found human teeth, arranged in a smile." Artwork by Jessie Weirich.

A maintenance phase classic!

We are gonna rule the galaxy!

Our classic logo!

Everyone's favorite poop euphemism!

Created by graphic designer Corinne Ellsworth Beaumont, this design captures the feel of walking the streets of Charity at night. A portion of each purchase goes to Corinne's breast cancer nonprofit, Know Your Lemons. Find out more at www.KnowYourLemons.com

HEART ART

Podcast Chowk Cover art

A favorite quote from our Snake Oil episode (about the state of medicine in the midwest in the 19th century), then requested SO MUCH by our listeners from Ohio.

Designed for us with love by Super Rocket Graphics (his shop is up at etsy.com/shop/SuperRocketGraphics)

Who knew Art was a Smores Indoors fan too?

The official podcast cover art for Believer: A Paranormal Mystery, now available on a variety of apparel and home items. Represent the show everywhere you go!

Project Woo Woo Quotes

Represent your love of the paranormal with official Bigfoot Collectors Club merchandise.

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