Point And Click Tank Tops

Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood from the awesome 80s game: The Secret of Monkey Island.

Mighty pirate retro style from the 80s.

Secret of Monkey Island [Text]

Pirate beach bar on beautiful Plunder Island

Welcome to Mêlée Island, the favorite place deep in the Caribbean for the bloodiest pirates and home of the Scumm Bar!

You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate, you fight like a cow. Classic fighting phrase from The Secret of Monkey Island.

Guybrsuh I did in my comic style! Hope you'll like it!

As only and exclusively true 80s Kids™ and/or 90s Kids© know (since there is no worldwide repository of freely available data), there was once a time when you could do just about anything, as long as it could be described with one of a handful of words no longer than five letters. No matter whether you were a mighty pirate, a teenager caught up in mad science, medieval royalty, a janitor in space or a very sad middle-aged manchild clad in polyester, the possibilities were practically unlimited. Man, those were the days™©.

How often have you read / heard this sentence while gaming?

Welcome to the Scumm Bar! The place where the most fearsome pirates meet to drink the best grog in the Caribbean!

Monkey Island 2: Lechuck's Revenge Back Art

Murray needed way more screen time.

I beat the Sword Master of Mêlée Island and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

Hope you like it.

Grim Fandango inspired design based on the Casablanca Poster.

Originally released by LucasArts in 1993 as a sequel to Ron Gilbert's ground breaking Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle is a mind-bending, time travel, cartoon puzzle adventure game in which three unlikely friends work together to prevent an evil mutated purple tentacle from taking over the world!

Vote for the evil purple tentacle and make the world great again!

“Can’t Beat a Corley!” As the last motorcycle manufacturer left in the near-future United States, Corley Motors has resisted the march of progress brought on by hovercars and minivans. Next time you start up your hog to take a ride through Polecat country, make sure you wear one of these shirts to show your support for a dying way of life.

The zombie ghost pirate LeChuck from the retro 90s click based game series of Monkey Island.

Love is for the living…. Now imagine I just said that with two cottonballs stuck in my cheeks and a heavy italian accent.

Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood is the main protagonist of the Monkey Island series. He was first introduced in the Secret of Monkey Island as an ambitious, though somewhat naive wannabe-pirate. By the series' end, he had established himself as a competent swashbuckler.

Stay at the world famous Goodsoup Plantation!

The zombie ghost pirate, LeChuck... he would be terrible at hide and seek.

Capital city of Plunder Island

Welcome to the Scumm Bar! The place where the most fearsome pirates meet to drink the best grog in the Caribbean!

Monkey Island/Dawn of the Dead

Welcome to Mêlée Island, the favorite place deep in the Caribbean for the bloodiest pirates and home of the Scumm Bar!

Rapp Scallion’s Gourmet Weiners

Purple tentacle from retro lucasarts computer game manic mansion

Travel Agent retro style from the 80s.

The Freelance Police are coming on your tees!

I've gotta write this down!

The infamous skeleton arm that is never really used on The Curse of Monkey Island. If you really played this game, you probably heard this phrase a lot.

Double the alcohol and calories of regular grog!

A drink for pirates.