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Zap Rowsdower

Zapp Rowsdower the greatest Canadian hero! Or is he the WORLD'S greatest hero? I think y'all know what's up!

Rowsdower and Troy will save us from the villainous clutches of Satoris in the amazing Canadian production of "The Final Sacrifice".

Maybe one day he will find the answers he seeks...

Yes, Virginia ... there is beer on the sun.

He's the man. The man in denim. Canada's mullet wearing Chuck Norris. The only man in the world who might know the answer to that proverbial question, "I wonder if there's beer on the sun?" He is, the one and only, Zap Rowsdower!

If you know, you know…

Troy and Zap Rowsdower leap into action.

Pop Art Portrait

Zap and Troy the legendary journeys. The continuing adventures of Rowsdower in his quest to thwart Sitoris.

Take on the classic MST3K logo!

Pop Art Portrait

Inspired by the cult film The Final Sacrifice (1990), featured on the cult TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Rows "action" dower!

Celebrate Turkey Day 2022 with Rowsdower.

A bit from Final Sacrifice that seemed random.

Seven years after what?