Rude Offensive Humor Tank Tops

I already took a pain killer. Why are you still here?

You're boring and I hate your eyebrows

shhh, no one cares.

I already took a pain killer. Why are you still here?

"And Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking" - A funny quote and saying that appeals to both men and women, perfect as a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may be offensive to some, yet it cleverly expresses the exasperation felt when someone continues talking despite obvious disinterest. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Vagitarian": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day 2024 gift idea for men. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, rude undertones, puns, and dad jokes, this design humorously plays on the term "vegetarian," adding a provocative twist and sparking laughter with its witty wordplay tailored for dads. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

I Was Left Unsupervised typography;

Stick it to the Man! Show your Lowbrow Lowlife pride! Original art by Warren E. Elliott.

I wouldn't do anything for you

sorry I'm not listening

When life gives you AIDS, make Lemonaids.

If you listen closely you can hear me not caring

If I were you I'd rather be me

I'm not mean I'm honest

you're the worst

You're so fake you are probably made in china

I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you

I'm sorry for all the mean & awful things I called you. I thought you already knew.

If I were you I'd rather be me

Ugh. Not you again...

Sorry I'm not listening

I wanna know.

Trash Talker

Spread kindness and admiration, with this stylish design!

Funny Dark Humor Pengiun

I don`t have the energy to pretend to like you today ✮ funny quote ✮ Funny quotes and slogans custom artworks, Lustige Zitate und Slogans benutzerdefinierte Kunstwerke, Citations drôles et slogans illustrations personnalisées, Citas divertidas y lemas de obras de arte personalizadas.

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I just smell that way

Adjective: unpleasant, causing discomfort, unhappiness, or revulsion; disagreeable. "An unpleasant smell". Similar: disagreeable, irksome, troublesome, annoying, irritating, vexatious, displeasing, uncomfortable, distressing, nasty, horrible, appalling, terrible, awful, dreadful, hateful, detestable, miserable, abominable, execrable, odious, invidious, objectionable, offensive, obnoxious, repugnant, repulsive, repellent, revolting, disgusting distasteful.

Ignoring You

This design is perfect for those who navigate conversations with a delightful blend of sarcasm and charm.

Illustration of a woman showing her middle finger along with a red rose and the quote "disappointed but not surprised".

I Don't Appreciate Your Lack of Sarcasm is a humorous minimal graphic design (typography) in jet black solid color.

"Wanna Rub My Lucky Charm": A funny quote and saying graphic, ideal as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day gift for men and women. With offensive adult humor, sarcastic tone, and Irish-themed shamrock imagery, this design playfully invites interaction while blending cheeky innuendo with traditional Irish symbolism. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Vagitarian": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day 2024 gift idea for men. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, rude undertones, puns, and dad jokes, this design humorously plays on the term "vegetarian," adding a provocative twist and sparking laughter with its witty wordplay tailored for dads. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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