Sci Fi Workplace Tank Tops

Description: A terrifyingly cheerful retro-futuristic workplace safety poster, usually displayed right before an incredibly lethal interstellar delivery mission.

Description: Show off your Severance fandom with this witty T-shirt! Featuring the phrase “My Outie Left Lumon, and All I Got Was This T-Shirt,” this design is a perfect mix of dark humor and corporate satire. Whether you’re a fan of Lumon Industries, dystopian office life, or just love Severance, this shirt is a must-have. Ideal for casual wear, Broadway fans of Defiant Jazz, and fellow “innies” who know the struggle. A great gift for Severance fans, office workers, and sci-fi lovers alike!

Description: MDR Division Chibi Style Sci-Fi Corporate Mystery Design

Description: Show off your quirky sense of humor with this hilarious "Bears Beets" sci-fi parody vintage shirt! Featuring an absurdly funny illustration of a guy in a bear suit riding a space ship, all set against a classic retro 70s and 80s striped sunset background. This graphic tee is perfect for fans of subtle pop culture humor, geeky sci-fi parodies, and inside jokes. A fantastic gag gift idea for coworkers, friends, and anyone who appreciates a good retro aesthetic mixed with pure comedic genius.

Description: The bold, authoritative font delivers a punchy comic-book-logic statement that completely subverts strict workplace or school rules

Description: Show your support for the asteroid miner brotherhood with this industrial space design. Designed for fans of interstellar mining and sci-fi aesthetic, this asteroid miner brotherhood graphic captures the gritty reality of life in the cosmos. Embrace the spirit of the space labor movement.

Description: Channel iconic deadpan humor with this “I’m sorry, boss. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” tee—a subtle nod to tech lore with a witty workplace twist. Perfect for those who like their humor dry, clever, and just a little rebellious.

Description: Severance Fan Running in the Hallway MDR Dystopian Office Scene Artwork

Description: Identity Theft is not a joke, Jim!

Description: Mr. Milchick Severance Retro: Step into a world of mysterious corporate intrigue with this unique item. Its retro aesthetic evokes a sense of mid-century modern enigma, allowing you to showcase your appreciation for thought-provoking narratives and intriguing workplace dynamics.

Description: This funny design features a futuristic samurai warrior in colorful armor organizing files in a cabinet. Perfect for office workers who love sci-fi, cyberpunk, and Japanese culture. A great gift for coworkers.

Description: Step into the world of Lumon with this artsy, darkly humorous design that boldly declares, 'I have been severed'—a perfect nod to the cult-favorite series 'Severance' and its corporate dystopian charm.

Description: Take me to your planet! A funny UFO abduction design for anyone who would rather be abducted by aliens than go to work. Perfect for sci-fi fans, alien lovers and anyone who hates Mondays.

Description: Cast fictional spells before saying sorry because fantasy excuses are easier than real honesty. Makes a great gift for gamers, procrastinators, and accountability dodgers.

Description: Slurm: fueling unpaid overtime since 3000. It is highly addictive, and so is saying yes to one more task.

Description: When the workload becomes infinite, the signal fades and endless demands.

Description: Funny Alien abduction sarcasm humor for those sci fi fans already looking towards their future space travel adventures. Welcome to the new era - the truth is out there & this could be the best year of your life.

Description: A satirical workplace safety warning poster graphic about transporter malfunctions, using negative space to split and distort the imagery. Perfect for engineering bay decor or a sarcastic print.

Description: A tired astronaut waits outside a futuristic meeting room. A retro sci-fi joke for anyone who has sat through too many meetings.

Description: A bear, a beet, and a retro sci-fi helmet bring this workplace comedy mashup to life. Made for fans of office humor, beets, and classic space adventures.

Description: Applied Cryogenics, now accepting employees who have not seen a raise in years. Open pod, cold fog, zero salary movement.