Socially Tank Tops

Having a tough time saying "Hi" (much less, starting a conversation)? Let the talking shirt break the ice for you!

Have you ever wanted the world to just go away? Have you ever wanted your own safe place to hide into when everything becomes too much? Do you wish you could carry your home on your back? Well, wear this t-shirt and have the second best thing! * Excellent gift for yourself or the introvert in your life. * Perfect for Myers Briggs lovers. * Fans of turtles or tortoises will swoon over it.

I mean...you did, didn't you?

if you're reading this you're too close

I hate pants and socializing: a funny text design for introverts, awkward and antisocial people who prefer to stay at home instead of socializing. White text version.

Describe your Elegance and grace, with this stylish design!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Know I Said Hi, but I Really Wasn’t Prepared for any Follow Up Conversation” design on apparel and gifts.

Find common ground, with this stylish design!

For all those socially awkward people out there. Check out this witty “Sorry. I’m Awkward. Sorry.” design on your favorite apparel.

A funny and cute design for anyone who prefers the great indoors. If the prospect of leaving the house is daunting, then just stay inside! Where it's safe and warm. Let's face it, the outside if just overrated. A great gift idea for anyone who would much prefer to stay indoors than go outside. Funny gift idea for indoorsy people for Christmas, birthdays or anniversaries.

Simple white letters on black background: "Doing my best." No criticism please. I'm doing my best. And aren't we all?

Simple white letters on black background: "Doing my best." No criticism please. I'm doing my best. And aren't we all?

for the person who would rather stay home

Go away I'm introverting: a funny text design for awkward and antisocial people who suffer from anxiety or social phobia and want to be left alone. White text version.

This my favorite people are fictional anti social, allergic to people, sarcastic unisex funny saying t shirts are perfect gifts for anyone who is a combination of being a bit witty, clever with a rude touch.

When you have nothing to say.

I almost came as a shark, but then I realised an eagle’s slightly better.

I'm a little door key!

Funny sarcastic witty sense of humor, then cute does not cover crazy funny sarcasm shirts are right for you.

thank you for visiting!

Nevan Says No. When you really don't want to talk to someone, let Nevan tell them.

I'm a little door key!

Don't you dare to play with Shy peoples!

White wording accented with light gray, I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON GO AWAY.

Embrace your introverted side with our "I'm Not Anti-Social: Retro-Inspired Funny Bigfoot Silhouette Design" design. With the caption 'I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Socially Selective' this unique and sarcastic design perfectly captures your preference for solitude. Whether you're an introvert, a fan of Sasquatch, or just love a touch of humor, this design is for you. It makes a great Christmas present or birthday gift for introverts who appreciate a bit of sass. The legendary Bigfoot, also known as the Yeti, adds a touch of mystery to this design. Express your need for personal space and enjoy the quiet moments with this anti-social statement piece. Leave me alone, I'm selectively social.

A basic text design for the homebody who loves nothing better than to curl up on the couch with a book.

sometimes it just is

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

This design is the perfect depiction for anyone who has ever felt socially awkward, clumsy, uncoordinated, or uncomfortable. For nerds, geeks, or for anyone who takes pride in and likes to make fun of themselves and their awkwardness.