Spinster Tank Tops

Spinster: n. An unmarried woman who is older than what is perceived as the prime age range during which women usually marry. Can also indicate that a woman is considered unlikely to ever marry.

Show off your status as the last unmarried in your family

for all those beautiful spinsters out there

Take Spinster, Doomsock, and MmmBop with you as you traverse beneath the sky.

Cat lady goals funny Viking freya spinster childfree

Cat lady goals funny Viking freya spinster childfree

Cat lady goals funny Viking freya spinster childfree

Cat lady goals funny Viking freya spinster childfree

Cat lady goals funny Viking freya spinster childfree

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," "Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

Mama's Family

This funny cat design came to my mind when I saw t-shirt for boyfriends / girlfriends that say 'I'm with him / her". What about the cat ladies? They want to feel proud too! They need to have something to show too. So this 'I'm with my cat" cool design is for everyone who wants to share their joy of having a lovely little kitty cat. A perfect gift for your animal loving friends and family members. Also a cool funny joke gift for someone who is actually in a relationship.

Bride To Be

Simple white letters on black background: "THORNBACK". So turns out "spinster" is just for the young women; an unmarried woman over 26 (?!) used to be known as a thornback. Which - yeah, sure, ok.

Barbara Pym, the forgotten face of mid Twentieth Century British Literature collaged in marbled bookbinding paper. Philip Larkin said he would rather read a new Barbara Pym than a new Jane Austen and yet she fell out of print in her lifetime.

Simple white letters on black background: "beldam". People used to use it as an insult but it's time to embrace these terms and wear them with pride. After all - they insulted women because they were afraid of them. As they should be.

a picture of an empty egg carton

Parody of Pioneer Plaque : feminist

Now that we're all stuck at home, it's the perfect time to work on your cat lady skills. To get started you will need at least one cat.

Iola Boylen

You don't need no man!

Weird is good and spinning your own fiber is even better. Isn't it? This is for you spinners and for those who appreciate the craft that goes into using a spinning wheel.

Simple white letters on black background: "thornback". So turns out "spinster" is just for the young women; an unmarried woman over 26 (?!) used to be known as a thornback. Which - yeah, sure, ok.