Swedes Tank Tops

Description: You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

Description: A vintage-style graphic with a person wearing a beanie, scarf, and mask, set against a background of pixelated mountains and a hazy sky. The text 'CRAZY' appears in blue pixelated letters at the top, and 'SWEDES' in similar letters at the bottom.

Description: A graphic with a man wearing a cap and jacket in profile against an orange and black background. The text 'CRAZY' is above the man's head and 'SWEDES' is below. The style is retro with stippling effects.

Description: You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

Description: Automotive, garage, tools, mechanic

Description: Fun distressed Swedish flag design celebrating Swedish party pride. A great gift for those with Swedish heritage, perfect for family reunions, birthdays, or National Day of Sweden celebrations.

Description: Swedish for "Everything will be ok". Perfect for an optimistic Swede. This funny Swedish saying is perfect for anyone from Sweden or a fan of Swedish humor.

Description: Sweden Soccer logo to shout your support

Description: Our "Football Worldcup Sweden Swedes Swedish Soccer Team Footballer Rugby Gift" is the perfect artwork and design for Football Players and Football Fans. Also a great gift idea for a Birthday, Christmas and Any Occasions for Men, Women, and Kids.

Description: The Goldfield Farms Dairy Products outfits and truck were used by the Swedes in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy

Description: Swedes Are Sweet!

Description: NYC Swede - New York City, Sweden

Description: Perfect Sverige (Sweden in Swedish) design for fans of Sweden. Perfect gift for a Swede or anyone who loves Sweden.

Description: LA Swede - Los Angeles, Sweden

Description: Perfect for a Swede.

Description: A great shirt for those learning Swedish!

Description: Varning Kräftskiva Pågår is the perfect drinking apparel for a Swede when going to a kräftskiva. Perfect funny gift for a Swede going to a Swedish crayfish party (kräftskiva).

Description: A vector illustration of a swede. A design for veggie lovers. The vegetable plant still has its greet leaves on.

Description: Gothenburg city map in a travel pin icon. This urban cityscape location marker is a stunning gift to a Swedish friend or family who lives in Sweden.

Description: Sweden, "Sverige" in swedish

Description: Perty Ferken Swede is pretty freakin' sweet!

Description: The Goldfield Farms truck and outfits were used by the Swedes in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy