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Geek. A support specialist is sometimes very surprised by what users do with a computer.

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This t-shirt is not suitable for the public, because someone else could find out the super secret password. Nevertheless, it is a good gift for administrator, computer admin, programmer, admin nerd, system supervisor, computer freak, database, IT or network specialist, or someone who is familiar with PCs and computers.

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Mysterious to the casual observer, this shirt will appeal to system administrators and hackers alike. The Bash shell command ":(){ :|:& };:" will crash a system by repeatedly forking processes causing the computer to run out of memory due to recursion. Perfect Tshirt whether you're a system administrator, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. Great to wear at tech conferences, geek events, or just in the lab. Includes the sarcastic comment "No forks left to give"

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This funny sarcastic quote is for all nerds, geeks and programmers with humor who love computers and technology. The perfect gift for every sysadmin and techi who always tells you to remove your usb stick safely from your pc.

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IT Manager, show off your pride of what you do with this Dad Husband IT Manager Legend design. A cool Network Admin design. Perfect Father's Day idea for every IT Manager daddy Great idea for wearing to work, meetings, birthday, Fathers Day, or any other holiday. Dad Husband IT Manager Legend. A funny office design for those who love theit job and family.

Perfect whether you're a network engineer, system administrator, programmer, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns.

Funny Señor Admin design with white printing for any Senior Administrator. This makes a great promotion gift idea for any computer administrator, superuser, system operator and all those with a senior administrator job and a nerdy humor. This funny mustache design is for anyone that loves nerd humor and Mexican culture such as Cinco de Mayo.

Tech Support Design that reads: "Tech Support By Day Gamer By Night". That's just right for an IT Support Specialist who loves to play Video Games.

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As a coder, you love funny sayings for computer scientists. If you're a network administrator or a computer scientist, this fun input command is ideal for you. Fun for the the computer IT department.

Network Technician Christmas Design for Network Administrator, Network Technician, Engineering student or graduated!

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Hilarious shirt for clever IT professionals - especially, network engineers, software developers, coders, programmers, and system administrators. Next time someone tells you that that their critical services are in the cloud, point to this shirt. Inside joke for sarcastic sys admins: there is no cloud... it's just someone else's computer hardware. When your friends tell you that their pictures are stored in the cloud, point to this shirt and remind them that it's all on someone else's hard drive.

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¿Eres el mago de la informática al que todos acuden cuando algo va mal? ¡Esta es la prenda perfecta para ti! Con un toque de humor y mucha verdad, esta frase refleja la realidad de todos los administradores de sistemas. Ideal para aquellos que saben que pueden solucionar problemas técnicos, pero no pueden hacer milagros. ¡Luce con orgullo tu habilidad y sentido del humor!

System Error

One bit short of a byte text is a humorous gift design to tickled the funny bone of befuddled computer programmers, engineers, system admins and family geeks.

Funny motif as a gift for all IT professionals and programmers who love not only computers, but also pizzas. PC in Kawaii style for IT and geeks with humor.

Here’s a very graceful way of saying, “This project/code/task is messed up beyond repair.” Or, “this project/code/task is definitely coming along—it’s an iterative process.” It depends on whether your glass is half full or half empty.

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Just what we all need - less Monday (obviously) and more coffee...

Tech Support Design that reads: "Computer Whisperer". That's just right for an IT Support Specialist who solves technical problems for a living.

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If you are a system admin you will understand the nerdy joke. 127.0.0.1 is the Local Host IP Address in IP4 but ::1 is the local host in IP6. The loop back internet protocol means you will get back to home no matter what. This is the prefect gift for netwrok engineers, systems administrators, IT support personals, Linux and Unix users.

I’d sudo that! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.

Backups are only backups if you test them! Flex on n00b sysadmins with this simple statement.

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