Systems Engineering Tank Tops
Description: Hilarious shirt for clever IT professionals - especially, network engineers, software developers, coders, programmers, and system administrators. Next time someone tells you that that their critical services are in the cloud, point to this shirt. Inside joke for sarcastic sys admins: there is no cloud... it's just someone else's computer hardware. When your friends tell you that their pictures are stored in the cloud, point to this shirt and remind them that it's all on someone else's hard drive.
Description: A monochrome graphic with bold white text on a black background. The top section states "ENGINEERING IS THE PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS" with "SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS" in red. The central, largest text asks "WHAT IS ENGINEERING?". The bottom section reads "IT ENABLES THE DESIGN, CREATION, AND USE OF STRUCTURES, MACHINES, AND SYSTEMS" with the latter phrase in red.
Description: This minimalist design shows a retro terminal window with the text "it works on my machine" in a pixelated font. It is for anyone in software development or retro computing who has experienced the frustration of unreplicable bugs. This "it works on my machine" graphic perfectly captures the essence of programmer life.
Description: What Part Of Don't You Understand. A retired electrical engineer shirt for EEs, circuit designers and power systems pros. Wear it to the send-off party, maker meetups, tech conferences and quiet weekends. One of the funny electrical engineer gifts and a great engineering retirement gift for men and women. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Description: A strong typography design featuring "I Make Engineering Make Sense" with bold, eye-catching lettering. A perfect choice for business analysts, product managers, solutions architects, engineers, and technology professionals who make complex engineering ideas easier to understand.
Description: A unique typography design featuring "I Make Engineering Make Sense" with a scattered and unconventional text layout. A clever design for engineers, business analysts, product managers, solutions architects, and technology professionals who make complex ideas easier to understand.
Description: A blueprint-style composition divided into red and black sections. The left side features a white sidebar with the text "SELECTED TEAM" and several icons. The main area shows a detailed line-art depiction of a mechanical unit, half in shadow on the left and fully rendered on the right against a red background with Chinese characters and "AG SYSTEMS" logos.
Description: Hilarious shirt for clever IT professionals - especially, network engineers, software developers, coders, programmers, and system administrators. Next time someone tells you that that their critical services are in the cloud, point to this shirt. Inside joke for sarcastic sys admins: there is no cloud... it's just someone else's computer hardware. When your friends tell you that their pictures are stored in the cloud, point to this shirt and remind them that it's all on someone else's hard drive.
Description: A bold white text design on a black background. The top line reads "PETROLEUM ENGINEER:". The subsequent lines provide a detailed, humorous description of the role, mentioning subterranean fluid dynamics, hydrocarbons, mathematics, physics, engineering principles, coffee, and a vein of pure sarcasm instead of oil.
Description: A black background with bold white text. The main title reads 'MECHANICAL ENGINEER:' followed by '(noun)'. Below, a detailed definition describes the role of a mechanical engineer, including their problem-solving and explanatory skills, and a humorous note about remembering tools.
Description: A black background displays text and graphics related to data architecture. At the top, arched blue text reads 'I'M A DATA ARCHITECT'. Below this, a graphic of stacked databases with a central cogwheel is depicted. The bottom features white text stating 'I SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE IN A WAY YOU DON'T UNDERSON'T'.
