The Paranoid Android Tank Tops

Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print. Also available in a plain black of white print

..or you'll get a present of Thermonuclear missiles. Seriously don't visit

The first against the wall when the revolution comes.

The latest edit to the guide regarding Earth

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by the incredibly rich humanoid, Hotblack Desiato who incidentally once spent a year dead for tax reasons.

Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Shrug

Marvin the paranoid android

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

A minimal take on your plastic pal and paranoid android, who doesn't want to discuss life, the universe and everything.

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

Towel day is May 25th and what better way to show your support?

Creep - Radiohead

A combination of Marvin and Charlie Brown

Face the world with a smile....er, if you can.

THE KING OF LIMBS ~ RADIOHEAD

Aries Custom Graphics "Don't Panic" design. Inspired by Douglas Adams' brilliant The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Illustrated lyrics for the song 'Street Spirit' from the album 'The Bends' by the band Radiohead.

Inspired by the book Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

It's a shirt and it tells you how you should feel about your continued existence. That's all it does; all day. Call this job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.

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God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience. Douglas Adams

Every visitor gets free Thermonuclear missiles

Aries Custom Graphics "Improbability Drive" design. Inspired by the late Douglas Adams' brilliant The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

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