Wired Tank Tops
Description: A curious tabby cat playfully holding the cord of a wired computer mouse while keeping one paw on the mouse itself. A clever cat-and-mouse tech joke for cat lovers, computer geeks, programmers, IT professionals, office workers, remote workers, and anyone who enjoys funny feline humor and quirky computer-themed art.
Description: A working schematic of speech, drawn the way acoustic phonetics models it: lungs as the power supply, a voicing switch between the vocal folds and a noise source, and three formant filters tuned by the jaw, the tongue and the lips. Footnote 1 is for every speech-language pathologist who has spent a whole session on one sound: F3 drops lowest for /r/. Made for SLPs, SLPAs and grad students who like a diagram that is actually true. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346730-how-speech-is-wired-speech-therapist-slp-schematic
Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.
Caffeine Elevation Functionality Zero Funny Wired Sloth Double Espresso Productivity Log Tank Top
by Fisheyed Graphics
$21
Description: Fueled by caffeine and spooky vibes! This funny “Bone Tired Pumpkin Wired” Halloween skeleton design features a stylish skeleton with a messy bun, sunglasses, and a pumpkin coffee cup. Perfect for coffee lovers, tired moms, pumpkin spice fans, and anyone who loves funny skeletons, retro Halloween style, and spooky season vibes.
Description: A circular emblem featuring crossed wrenches over a tool belt with pockets. Yellow lightning bolts radiate from behind the tools against a dark blue background. The outer ring contains white text, 'BORN TO CLIMB' on the top and 'WIRED TO WIN' on the bottom, separated by stars.
Description: To the beautifully exhausted dreamers, the chronic over-thinkers, and the relentless hustlers running on sheer willpower and pure espresso we see you, and we honor your daily battle. This vintage inspired masterpiece is a vibrant tribute to your jittery energy and your impeccable, survival-mode sense of humor. Blending the nostalgic, bouncy charm of classic 1930s rubberhose animation with the chaotic, hyper-colored reality of modern caffeine addiction, this design perfectly captures the soundtrack of your soul.
