99999 Uptime Tapestries
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Description: 99.999% uptime, on paper. Five nines, one asterisk, and a status bar with a single honest red notch. For sysadmins and SREs who have written the postmortem and kept the dashboard green.
99.999 Percent Uptime On Paper Funny Sysadmin SRE Gift Tapestry
by YS96
$23 $30
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